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Torchwood sucked lol

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The only good bit was when the Spike hologram said "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."
 
I dont get how the newest member of the team ends up being in charge when Jack is away, but hey ho, at least they had Spike.

Didnt you at least laugh when they sent Jack to the roof, because hes good with roofs?
 
The roof joke was the best bit. Unfortunately it was said during the worst bit, when Jack asked Ianto out. You could see the actor's eyes glaze over as he saw in his mind's eye all his mates down the pub taking the piss out of him for it when the episode was aired.
 
I liked that even the fish alien knew that Torchwood sucks.
 
"The jokes, the sex, just cover the fact that nothing means anything. And the only consolation? ...is money."

Didn't the old lady realise it was them as well?

I had my hands over my eyes when Jack and John started running towards eachother. Seriously painful television.
 
We he a murderer when he and Jack were "married"?
 
I SEE SIMILAR THREADS!!!!
 
HRROOOM
 
Why do they have Barrowman talking with a bad American accent?

(YES I KNOW I'M THE DIALECT NAZI)
 
I'm watching an episode right now that started out with TV reports of people claiming the end of the world is here and then Jack and his crew spring into action and do something and there's time travel and the chick gets shown the future when the old guy squeezes her boob and WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE LOL.

They blurred out Jack's asscrack when he climbed out of bed naked. I HATE YOU BBC AMERICA!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Why do they have Barrowman talking with a bad American accent?

(YES I KNOW I'M THE DIALECT NAZI)
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That's actually has actual accent.

Well sort of. He's Scottish originally and can go into a Scottish accent whenever but his normal speaking voice is in that cheesey American accent.
 
He's weird. I have him on DVD in a Broadway revue, "Putting It Together" with Carol Burnett, George Hearn, and BALKY!

So, does half the cast die and the other half cry over their bodies in EVERY EPISODE like they did tonight, and then come back alive in another time period? 'Cause that would get tiresome fast.
 
LMFAO! Like he would go near it in real life, LOL!

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I dunno. . .I watch Torchwood. But it's a bit like eating potato chips, you can't eat just one, but you hate yourself afterwards for the wasted calories and the sores on your tongue from too much salt. Where was I. . .
Oh yeah, I watch the damn show, but I don't enjoy it that much. It's frustrating. . .like having sex with your SO but not really enjoying it that much because he has this weird noise he makes that takes you out of the moment. . .no, that's not what I wanted to say. . .
I watch the damn show, but the characters just act so stupid and lame but Jack keeps them on his team because there is no "I" in "team" and Jack is afraid to be alone. . .like when you get rid of the SO because of the bad sex and he keeps calling you on the phone to try to get together again, and you are afraid of being alone, so you start to consider taking him back just for pity sex. . . .no that's not what I mean. . .
So I watch the damn show, but the characters are weak and have no character - no backbone, no morals and they hop in and out of bed with whatever moves, like when whatzerface with the gap between her front teeth has a chubbs boyfriend who looks like a nice bloke, but has a big "L" on his forehead, and she goes behind his back and has torid sex with that scrawny little twit with the tight rat face. Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.
 
:evil:And why don't I have more green cubes!!:evil: I mean, what the heck does a Goody Two-shoes have to do to get some respect around here? I'm tired of waiting to earn cubes!! I feel like a trained monkey pulling levers in the hopes of getting it right and the cold scientist gives me a piece of that crappy monkey food for being good and getting the puzzle right. Okay, I know, I'm cranky, but even I have my limits!
 
I don't even know which episode you're describing, Eggs, WHCIH SAYS A LOT.
 
I think it was End of Days, the season 1 finale.
 
Oh yeah, with the impressive CGI giant that didn't do much.
 
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