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Torchwood sucked lol

Sounds like wacky crossover story waiting to happen!
 
Lana: Oww, my head, another concussion...

Owen: I'll take you to the hospital and fuck you in...I mean, tuck you in...hehe...
 
*slaps face in shock*

I don't think anybody ended up in hospital in this week's Smallville!! :fear:
 
Has there ever been a week where Jack or some other regular wasn't killed at least once on Torchwood?
 
I don't think any of them have died in season 2 yet...actually, Jack was pushed off a building by Spike in episode one and his body broken below...but he can't die so it doesnt' really count, DOES IT.
 
I'm still waiting to see Alan Dale. :(
 
He was shown holding Martha prisoner in one clip, I think, so he won't be in it until she is.
 
BUT WILL THEY HAVE LESBIAN SEX?!
 
I'm actually really looking forward to Martha coming in becuase she wont actually be part of Torchwood, she'll be part of UNIT, so she mught be able to be not-crap and not-having-sex-all-the-time.

Also Martha was hot, yo.
 
And she's the PROPER companion.
 
But is the new one bothered?
 
I seriously hope Donna ends up getting her face melted by acid or getting turned into a Sontaran sex slave or something.

But she wont because RTD JUST LOVES HER SO MUCH!!!!!!
 
Please no Donna in Torchwood, ever. Even thinking about her in anything approaching a sexual situation...
 
Well, tonight's wasn't worth bumping the other thread for...it wasn't awful, but it was pretty dull and long...why did they extend the show to 50 minutes? They could have fit this in 45...or 30...or 25. ANYWAY, who really cares about Rhys? And the whole thing about the public not knowing about aliens is STUPID after the aliens crashing into Big Ben, aliens blood-controlling a third of the planet, giant alien ships over London, Dalek and Cybermen invading AND SO FUCKING on.
 
But its cardif boyo, cant have aliens on the green green grass of home

The eating alien meat line was fairly predicitable, and it didnt take Tosh long to get over last weeks love interest.
 
There were a few funny lines and Tosh's comically bad attempt at hitting on Owen...but MEH.
 
The Toshiko/Owen sub-plot is quite possible the worst idea since, well, Torchwood.
 
CaptainWacky said:
And the whole thing about the public not knowing about aliens is STUPID after the aliens crashing into Big Ben, aliens blood-controlling a third of the planet, giant alien ships over London, Dalek and Cybermen invading AND SO FUCKING on.
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they really can't decide on wether or not Torchwood is secret or not. One week it's "TORCHWOOD? WHAT'S THAT??? ALIENS DON'T EXIST OF COURSE NOT!" and the next week it's "LOOK AT THE OLD LADY! SHE KNOWS ABOUT TORCHWOOD AND ALIEN FISH DRIVING CARS! AHAHAHA ISN'T THIS FUNNY!?! LOOOLLLL"
 
THEY DRIVE AROUND IN A VAN WITH "TORCHWOOD" WRITTEN ON IT IN BIG LETTERS!
 
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