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Torchwood sucked lol

Needs more mansex. And a twink sidekick. Like Xandir from Drawn Together.

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I think that would be Ianto
 
Not as long as he keeps wearing that suit it's not.

Change it to a schoolboy outfit with short pants, then we can talk.
 
Maybe Tosh will start helping Owen commit rape to get closer to him.
 
Ianto a twink? Fuck no.

Next week it is twink-ly eyed Martha though, isn't it?

This week's episode could've been worse, but Ianto nearly got them all killed on several occasions and John Barrowman sucks at acting(.) sad.
 
oh for fucks sake
 
You've only just noticed that Barrowman can't act!?
 
I mean Captain Jack IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS JOHN BARROWMAN IN REAL LIFE but yet he still can't do it quite right.
 
He's better in Doctor Who just running around making sexual remarks and punching daleks.
 
The problem was that this week he had to act out of character. He had to ACT.

Normally he's just himself saying all the stuff that he would say.
 
I should ALSO MENTION that even though I don't care much about Rhys, his acting was a lot better than Gwen's (and Jack's of course!)
 
His shouting voice is a lot less ear piercing than Gwen's as well. I'd hate to watch a Welsh version of Eastenders.
 
Anyone else think Ryhs looked a little like Mel Gibson in the episode, but without the racism?
 
Not really, but now I'll be unable to think of anything else..
 
I can't remember what happened, even though it finished ten minutes ago. How ironic!
 
Owen was so much better as a pussy.

Apart from that it was "Superstar" from Buffy except without anything that made "Superstar" any good.
 
It was nice of Adam to make Tosh show more cleavage, I suppose.

Funniest line was when Rhys said Gwen is "a looker".
 
You two did know it was a torchwood double bill right?

That episode was followed by the Alan Dale/Martha ep, and they killed Owen!
 
No, I wouldn't watch two Torchwoods in one night. Thanks for the massive spoiler anyway!
 
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