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Touch my Breasts and I will Cut your Fucking Balls Off!!!

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Thats what my "Oscar the Grouch" wife just told me :mmph:

Guess it's that time of the month again :(
 
Do it. Call her bluff.
 
I can't. I like my balls. I've grown very attached to them. :eek:
 
Still working that battle ax wife schtick there SG?

Wore out the battle ax entitled sister-in-law schtick?

Shouldn't we be doing this in Tea Room or something?
 
'Gear said:
Still working that battle ax wife schtick there SG?

Wore out the battle ax entitled sister-in-law schtick?

Shouldn't we be doing this in Tea Room or something?
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If only someone/some people hadn't taken over the Tea Room.;)
 
Gear has this pegged. It's why I get so irritated. IRT I would spoon his fucking eyes out with a sharp knife.
 
/would pay to see that attempted/
 
starguard said:
Thats what my "Oscar the Grouch" wife just told me :mmph:

Guess it's that time of the month again :(
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So you get her some fucking tea you asshole, like the good little bitch boy that you are. Then you offer to massage her shoulders, she'll say no, but will possibly remember and when she isn't bleeding red maybe you will get a bj next week.
 
Do you like it when women talk to you like that?
Is that why you married her?
Or is that how you imagine women to talk to you?
If you were in fact married?
 
Wacky should probably dump this to the (badlands) where this belongs.
 
Go buy her some chocolate.
 
I forgot, your wife is Asian right? You'll put up with anything from her. She can be that bitch and get away with it.

Fuck, why the hell would she ever marry you? You would have to have money.
 
Or at least a big dick and know how to use it.
 
There's always her ass Starguard.
 
I would cut your ballsoff just for kicks, so maybe this is a positive thing.
 
As TK's most recently minted mod I have no problem if one of the others flushes this thread to elsewhere.

I know I don't have the seniority to do it myself, but you'll get no argument from me.

Hint hint.
 
I've noticed she's been watching a lot of Martial Atrs movies lately. You know that ones from the 80's during the "Girls with Guns" era?

You think shes trying to tell me something? :huh:
 
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