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TQ Needs Love.

Every man needs lovin' from someone wearing a lace catsuit!

[reminisces]Ah... good times.[/reminisces]
 
OMG I'm going to steal your name TQ!

Or at least I would if I weren't incredibly lazy.
 
Quiet up, there, Balki, or it's back to the ABC dustbin with ya!
 
Oh noooooes!

Hey Leary can you hook me up with some execs at HBO?

I've got some HILARIOUS ideas to pitch.
 
SilentBtViolent said:
OMG I'm going to steal your name TQ!

Or at least I would if I weren't incredibly lazy.
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You can't. One of my millions... upon MILLIONS...of duals has already acquired it. (Quite cheaply, I might add.)

We will be ransoming it off some time in December after we've parlayed about in TQ's frilly undergarments.

We are also squatting on the names TEH ANSWER, TEH POLITE INQUIRY, TEH QUERY, TEH ALIBI, JOHN STAMOS' DINK, JACK'S DRUMSTICK, HENOCH 2.0, MSTRBTR123, CAIT'S RIGHT HAND, NUMBER_1, NUMBER_13, AGENT AZUL, DR. CYCLOPS PH.D, AND TEH BOOTY CALL.
 
*jumps up and down*
oh! oh!
I want 007!!
 
But... I'm Cait's right hand. Or I was just before I woke up this morning... *conf00zed*
 
I have no hands:( I lost them in the war
 
That wouldn't look to be much fun.
 
Damn those Backstreet Boys!
 
What do you need hands for when you have Others?
 
well it's damn hard to type with your tongue, I can tell you that much
 
It's also hard to slap bitches up without hands.

The hook-to-the-face move is a little too intense even for a hardened pimp like me.
 
*loves, loves, loves, hugs, hugs, hugs, kisses, kisses, kisses, smooches, smooches, smooches, rubs, rubs, rubs*

There, not only did you get love but now you smell good too.
 
Who doesn't love TK after this unwelcome down time!?

We had to talk to others, water our plants, feed our animals. IT WAS HARRIBLE!

THANK YOU TK!!

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((TK)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
 
Yeah, but now I hafta sit down and won't be able to stand up again for awhile. Not that I mind. :)
 
^ Love the new name.. :bigass:
 
^^:D Just playin' around, but then SOMEBODY nicked my nick, so I guess I'm stuck with this one.
 
Dude I want to apologize for pointing out that your nick was up for grabs...

Seriously.
 
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