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Boobie inspector
10 seen the movie? If Yes GOTO 20, ELSE say “I know this sucks based on the trailer”
20 IF film is popular say “The masses are stupid, only I am clever enough to see through the many problems this film has”, ELSE say “It’s a FLOP!!!!”
30 IF film stars Shia LeBouf THEN say “Shit LePoof ruined the film” ELSE say “at least it didn’t have Shit LePoof in it”
40 Complain about CGI whether or not the scene in question actually uses it
50 IF Lucas is director THEN say RAND “Lucas raped my childhood” , ”X is the new Jar Jar”, “couldn’t direct his way out of a paper bag” ELSE attack CGI more
60 IF film length < 90 minutes say “film was too short” ELSE say “film was too long”
70 IF film stars Tom Cruise THEN attack his religion, height, and current partner, do NOT mention acting, ELSE point out cameo by lost actor as if noone else would recognise them
80 Nitpick every moment of the film and make it sound worse than spending 90 minutes being raped by the hillbillies from deliverance
90 Complain that main actor is too old, then attack any new young actors that might replace them.
100 have one last moan about the CGI, then call everyone retards who likes the film.
110 if someone else posts with a different opinion, GOTO 10
20 IF film is popular say “The masses are stupid, only I am clever enough to see through the many problems this film has”, ELSE say “It’s a FLOP!!!!”
30 IF film stars Shia LeBouf THEN say “Shit LePoof ruined the film” ELSE say “at least it didn’t have Shit LePoof in it”
40 Complain about CGI whether or not the scene in question actually uses it
50 IF Lucas is director THEN say RAND “Lucas raped my childhood” , ”X is the new Jar Jar”, “couldn’t direct his way out of a paper bag” ELSE attack CGI more
60 IF film length < 90 minutes say “film was too short” ELSE say “film was too long”
70 IF film stars Tom Cruise THEN attack his religion, height, and current partner, do NOT mention acting, ELSE point out cameo by lost actor as if noone else would recognise them
80 Nitpick every moment of the film and make it sound worse than spending 90 minutes being raped by the hillbillies from deliverance
90 Complain that main actor is too old, then attack any new young actors that might replace them.
100 have one last moan about the CGI, then call everyone retards who likes the film.
110 if someone else posts with a different opinion, GOTO 10
