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Troll Kingdom award for.....

Sarek

Sarek

Vuhlkansu Wihs
......most entertaining historical perspective goes to...

SaintLucifer

For his entertaining look at Canadian history through parody, misinterpretation, misinformation, uninformed opinion and irrelevance regarding factual information, the members of Troll Kingdom are pleased to present you with your own (slightly used) copy of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Canadian History.

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This complete guide has been specially written to take into account the educational level of your average pompous Canadian retard through the heavy use of pictures, graphics and minimal use of words containing more than four letters. As an added bonus, it comes with two-ply pages for those long reading sessions in the "Canadian thrown room".

Happy reading! :)
 
No, it's the same one... he/she/it is pretty fucking funny, tho. You ever see a retarded kid bash his head against a convenience store entrance until it becomes bloodied?

Me neither, but that's the image I think of when I see Lucy post.

No doubt Lucy will attempt to save face by saying, "Wow, aren't I popular, a whole thread about me..."
 
Ishcabittle said:
No, it's the same one... he/she/it is pretty fucking funny, tho. You ever see a retarded kid bash his head against a convenience store entrance until it becomes bloodied?

Me neither, but that's the image I think of when I see Lucy post.

No doubt Lucy will attempt to save face by saying, "Wow, aren't I popular, a whole thread about me..."
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Wow! I am popular! An entire thread about yours truly!! Give me that award. I would like to thank my parents, my followers and my barber. Actually no I would like to thank no one but myself. *sings Frank Sinatra's 'I did it my way'*
 
SaintLucifer said:
Wow! I am popular! An entire thread about yours truly!! Give me that award. I would like to thank my parents, my followers and my barber. Actually no I would like to thank no one but myself. *sings Frank Sinatra's 'I did it my way'*
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Scrotum said almost the same thing.

Hmmmm.....
 
Messenger said:
^I had the same thought.... but they already know by now that you can't get banned from TK.
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I most certainly can get banned from TK. I have never failed to be banned from a site. This site would be a piece of cake in comparison.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I most certainly can get banned from TK. I have never failed to be banned from a site. This site would be a piece of cake in comparison.
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They wouldn't ban me, and I was far more annoying than you can ever be. You don't stand a chance in hell.
 
I most certainly can get banned from TK. I have never failed to be banned from a site. This site would be a piece of cake in comparison.
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Your ignorance is pretty funny, but it's starting to get dull.
 
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