Troll Kingdom award for.....

[Sarek]

......most entertaining historical perspective goes to...

SaintLucifer

For his entertaining look at Canadian history through parody, misinterpretation, misinformation, uninformed opinion and irrelevance regarding factual information, the members of Troll Kingdom are pleased to present you with your own (slightly used) copy of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Canadian History.

This complete guide has been specially written to take into account the educational level of your average pompous Canadian retard through the heavy use of pictures, graphics and minimal use of words containing more than four letters. As an added bonus, it comes with two-ply pages for those long reading sessions in the "Canadian thrown room".

Happy reading!

 

[Tyrant]

 

[Starship Coyote]

But if I could be serious for a moment...

 

[starguard]

 

[FBI parte due]

Entertaining?

Is this some other "SaintLucifer" we're talking about?

 

[Ishcabittle]

No, it's the same one... he/she/it is pretty fucking funny, tho. You ever see a retarded kid bash his head against a convenience store entrance until it becomes bloodied?

Me neither, but that's the image I think of when I see Lucy post.

No doubt Lucy will attempt to save face by saying, "Wow, aren't I popular, a whole thread about me..."

 

[SaintLucifer]

No, it's the same one... he/she/it is pretty fucking funny, tho. You ever see a retarded kid bash his head against a convenience store entrance until it becomes bloodied?

Me neither, but that's the image I think of when I see Lucy post.

No doubt Lucy will attempt to save face by saying, "Wow, aren't I popular, a whole thread about me..."

Wow! I am popular! An entire thread about yours truly!! Give me that award. I would like to thank my parents, my followers and my barber. Actually no I would like to thank no one but myself. *sings Frank Sinatra's 'I did it my way'*

 

[Ishcabittle]

SEE? WHATTA DOUCHE!

 

[SaintLucifer]

SEE? WHATTA DOUCHE!

You are just jealous I won and you did not. :twisted:

 

[Ishcabittle]

You are just jealous I won and you did not. :twisted:

Wow. You won an award for being a complete idiot. I sure am jealous!

:ccg:

 

[SaintLucifer]

Wow. You won an award for being a complete idiot. I sure am jealous!

:ccg:

Still an award. :laugh:

 

[Sarek]

Wow! I am popular! An entire thread about yours truly!! Give me that award. I would like to thank my parents, my followers and my barber. Actually no I would like to thank no one but myself. *sings Frank Sinatra's 'I did it my way'*

Scrotum said almost the same thing.

Hmmmm.....

 

[Tyrant]

^I had the same thought.... but they already know by now that you can't get banned from TK.

 

[SaintLucifer]

^I had the same thought.... but they already know by now that you can't get banned from TK.

I most certainly can get banned from TK. I have never failed to be banned from a site. This site would be a piece of cake in comparison.

 

[FBI parte due]

Hee hee. This should be funny.

 

[Sarek]

I most certainly can get banned from TK. I have never failed to be banned from a site. This site would be a piece of cake in comparison.

They wouldn't ban me, and I was far more annoying than you can ever be. You don't stand a chance in hell.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I most certainly can get banned from TK. I have never failed to be banned from a site. This site would be a piece of cake in comparison.

Your ignorance is pretty funny, but it's starting to get dull.

 

[FBI parte due]

He actually is funny when he compresses all the idiocy he would normally post into one sentence.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Your ignorance is pretty funny, but it's starting to get dull.

*yawns my ciggy and coffee-laden breath into your face* Ho hum.