In case you've forgotten why you're here let me remind you: It was the voice of one- mine.
You're here because when I said "jump" I was met with a resounding "how high?". I didn't post one profanity, not one pornographic image, not one instance of flooding or spam. I merely invited you to a "real board":
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"I've decided that I saw a few spunky characters here last time and I've decided that you can, nay, must join our community. A few folks there have seen this board and thought it was rather amateurish. I tend to agree. Come join a real message board."
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And here you are, by the dozen, doing as you were told. I don't know shit TW_Camp Snoopy? I'm an idiot? I know this: You were lead here easier than a whore to Las Vegas, and you're still here looking for attention because your board sucks.
Troll Wars is little more than a pitiful little gimmick of a board. You can bitch all you want about censorship freedom of speech all you want, this isn't Troll Wars and the majority of the members here will never join your sad little poop and pee gay porn fest. And for the ones that have joined, your joke of a site has satisfied the majority of their curiosities; don't expect too many repeat customers. In fact, "Yuck Foo" won't be looking or posting there any more; feel free to take him off your members list.
Let's recap: Your board sucks, you'll be sticking around here, and you were easily lead here by my invasion of one. Now allow me to appeal to the small part of RWC in each and every one of you (read: my cock, your ass)- thanks for participating in my game, thanks for taking the time to voraciously reading each and every one of my words, but above all thanks for being my fans. I couldn't have done it without you.
You're here because when I said "jump" I was met with a resounding "how high?". I didn't post one profanity, not one pornographic image, not one instance of flooding or spam. I merely invited you to a "real board":
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"I've decided that I saw a few spunky characters here last time and I've decided that you can, nay, must join our community. A few folks there have seen this board and thought it was rather amateurish. I tend to agree. Come join a real message board."
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And here you are, by the dozen, doing as you were told. I don't know shit TW_Camp Snoopy? I'm an idiot? I know this: You were lead here easier than a whore to Las Vegas, and you're still here looking for attention because your board sucks.
Troll Wars is little more than a pitiful little gimmick of a board. You can bitch all you want about censorship freedom of speech all you want, this isn't Troll Wars and the majority of the members here will never join your sad little poop and pee gay porn fest. And for the ones that have joined, your joke of a site has satisfied the majority of their curiosities; don't expect too many repeat customers. In fact, "Yuck Foo" won't be looking or posting there any more; feel free to take him off your members list.
Let's recap: Your board sucks, you'll be sticking around here, and you were easily lead here by my invasion of one. Now allow me to appeal to the small part of RWC in each and every one of you (read: my cock, your ass)- thanks for participating in my game, thanks for taking the time to voraciously reading each and every one of my words, but above all thanks for being my fans. I couldn't have done it without you.
