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SaintLucifer said:
... and to think I caused all this. Damn I am good. I demand all of you bow down before me. As Hitler started WWII, I have started TROLL WAR I!!! I am but the MASTER!!
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Lucy, you have done precisely 2 things; Jack and shit.

As usual, you dont know your history. This isn't normal history though, it's TK history.

Other members can feel free to comment as I dont remember much of the Brawl-Hall invasion, but the one thing I do remember, is that it was exactly like this.

Now Lucy, I know you're mad, because you though you'd done something no one else did before, but sorry pal. This board has been "invaded" by wannabe trolls more times then you could count and it has survived every last one.

After each invasion, be it from Brawl-Hall, Bungie, Dual wars, etc., Darwinian evolution begins to take effect. The weaker ones are weeded out and those deemed worthy continue to post. This is the way things happen.

You are like a fart in the wind. Noticed then forgotten.
 
Dark Link said:
Lucy, you have done precisely 2 things; Jack and shit.

As usual, you dont know your history. This isn't normal history though, it's TK history.

Other members can feel free to comment as I dont remember much of the Brawl-Hall invasion, but the one thing I do remember, is that it was exactly like this.

Now Lucy, I know you're mad, because you though you'd done something no one else did before, but sorry pal. This board has been "invaded" by wannabe trolls more times then you could count and it has survived every last one.

After each invasion, be it from Brawl-Hall, Bungie, Dual wars, etc., Darwinian evolution begins to take effect. The weaker ones are weeded out and those deemed worthy continue to post. This is the way things happen.

You are like a fart in the wind. Noticed then forgotten.
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Poor little kid is angry because he has amounted to nothing. I started a war. He has not. *sniffle*. So you are ineffective. Get over it! Grow up! Quit your whining and emulate me! Soon enough if you follow my credo others may begin to fear you as they do me.

Who cares if TK has been invaded before? I am the CATALYST for this one and you know it. You are just angry because it has lasted so long. Please be advised I was certain the war would last only one or two days. Not an entire fucking week. That alone is priceless. It means I have PWned two sites and you know it. Since you never thought of this yourself, you are naturally envious and angry. Don't worry. I won't let the cat out of the bag.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
If I hadn't come, no one else would have. If none of us had, your words would have been one: "cowards."

If the crossover-trolling hadn't been fun, it wouldn't have lasted but one post. It might stroke your ego to think we're just sitting around over there waiting for the flick of your finger, but it took you.. what? Three days of begging to get me, and only me, to change my mind? And even then, only after Itchybitchy piped in?

Only after my demonstration with the expected results did the others decide to have some fun.

And fun it was.
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What were you demonstrating? That you are a fucking whiny baby who begged and cried to be let out of DAYCARE? This was your demonstration? Christ.
 
The way I see it, the "fun"is over. All we have left is the weaker ones crying like bitches trying to keep it going with their weak trolling.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Poor little kid is angry because he has amounted to nothing. I started a war. He has not. *sniffle*. So you are ineffective. Get over it! Grow up! Quit your whining and emulate me! Soon enough if you follow my credo others may begin to fear you as they do me.

Who cares if TK has been invaded before? I am the CATALYST for this one and you know it. You are just angry because it has lasted so long. Please be advised I was certain the war would last only one or two days. Not an entire fucking week. That alone is priceless. It means I have PWned two sites and you know it. Since you never thought of this yourself, you are naturally envious and angry. Don't worry. I won't let the cat out of the bag.
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Aww, looks like someone is taking the truth a little to hard.

Lucy, No one cares. You have pwned nothing, nore will you ever.
 
I don't know much about this war crap . . .

SaintLucifer said:
Poor little kid is angry because he has amounted to nothing. I started a war. He has not. *sniffle*. So you are ineffective. Get over it! Grow up! Quit your whining and emulate me! Soon enough if you follow my credo others may begin to fear you as they do me.

Who cares if TK has been invaded before? I am the CATALYST for this one and you know it. You are just angry because it has lasted so long. Please be advised I was certain the war would last only one or two days. Not an entire fucking week. That alone is priceless. It means I have PWned two sites and you know it. Since you never thought of this yourself, you are naturally envious and angry. Don't worry. I won't let the cat out of the bag.
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But is it just me . . . or is SL exhibiting signs of delusions of grandeur . . .
 
This was a rep comment at Dark Link by one of the dribblers in DC that was cut off but the wrap:

Wow, I hope that is not your picture. Sitting there all happy and smug. It looks as if you had just stepped out of a gay...
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Beyond predictable. :lol:
 
Cranky Bastard said:
If I hadn't come, no one else would have. If none of us had, your words would have been one: "cowards."

If the crossover-trolling hadn't been fun, it wouldn't have lasted but one post. It might stroke your ego to think we're just sitting around over there waiting for the flick of your finger, but it took you.. what? Three days of begging to get me, and only me, to change my mind? And even then, only after Itchybitchy piped in?

Only after my demonstration with the expected results did the others decide to have some fun.

And fun it was.
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Why do you think I petitioned for your freedom? :bigass:
 
Dark Link said:
After each invasion, be it from Brawl-Hall, Bungie, Dual wars, etc., Darwinian evolution begins to take effect. The weaker ones are weeded out and those deemed worthy continue to post. This is the way things happen.

You are like a fart in the wind. Noticed then forgotten.
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You know this is a good way of putting it. We get invaded [and they *are* all the same]. We have fun, then go back to our usual business. The weaker invaders go back to their home boards and brag about their delusional troll of TK, and the stronger ones stay.

I figure it is a win-win for everybody. We get one or two keepers, and the others get to... make up what ever tale they want about their visit here.
 
What tales are worse . . .

Caitriona said:
You know this is a good way of putting it. We get invaded [and they *are* all the same]. We have fun, then go back to our usual business. The weaker invaders go back to their home boards and brag about their delusional troll of TK, and the stronger ones stay.

I figure it is a win-win for everybody. We get one or two keepers, and the others get to... make up what ever tale they want about their visit here.
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The kiddies who give up and leave . . . or those spun by you and every other 'real troll' on this 'forum' . . .
 
RWC said:
In case you've forgotten why you're here let me remind you: It was the voice of one- mine.

You're here because when I said "jump" I was met with a resounding "how high?". I didn't post one profanity, not one pornographic image, not one instance of flooding or spam. I merely invited you to a "real board":
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"I've decided that I saw a few spunky characters here last time and I've decided that you can, nay, must join our community. A few folks there have seen this board and thought it was rather amateurish. I tend to agree. Come join a real message board."
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And here you are, by the dozen, doing as you were told. I don't know shit TW_Camp Snoopy? I'm an idiot? I know this: You were lead here easier than a whore to Las Vegas, and you're still here looking for attention because your board sucks.

Troll Wars is little more than a pitiful little gimmick of a board. You can bitch all you want about censorship freedom of speech all you want, this isn't Troll Wars and the majority of the members here will never join your sad little poop and pee gay porn fest. And for the ones that have joined, your joke of a site has satisfied the majority of their curiosities; don't expect too many repeat customers. In fact, "Yuck Foo" won't be looking or posting there any more; feel free to take him off your members list.

Let's recap: Your board sucks, you'll be sticking around here, and you were easily lead here by my invasion of one. Now allow me to appeal to the small part of RWC in each and every one of you (read: my cock, your ass)- thanks for participating in my game, thanks for taking the time to voraciously reading each and every one of my words, but above all thanks for being my fans. I couldn't have done it without you.
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DAMN HASN'T EDNA SAT ON YOUR FACE YET?????
 
I hate you said:
Wow, I hope that is not your picture. Sitting there all happy and smug. It looks as if you had just stepped out of a gay Roman bathhouse.
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Actully, that is me, and yes I look happy and smug, but no, I did not just step out of a bathhouse. I just stepped out of battle and was feeling good.

It's SCA heavy armored combat. An adrenaline rush like no other.

If you're so quick to judge ones picture, then why dont you toss yours up.
 
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