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jack said:
I have another dual account I could create a bidding frenzy with if you wanted me to.
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So it was YOU! I hope you realize you're not ACTUALLY getting my left eyeball. (And yes, a bidding war over an eyeball would be funny as fuck. Maybe even newsworthy.)
 
You should have offered your dick. THAT would have started a bidding war!
 
Dick?

Ick!
 
The Saint said:
So it was YOU! I hope you realize you're not ACTUALLY getting my left eyeball. (And yes, a bidding war over an eyeball would be funny as fuck. Maybe even newsworthy.)
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I'm going to do it. If it's ourageous enough, they'll cancel the auction anyway.

If everybody visits it and it gets a lot of hits it gets propelled into the HOT spot too, at the top of the page, like after thirty bids.

I'ev some errands to run this afternoon, but there's ten days on that sucker anyway.
 
The Saint said:
(And yes, a bidding war over an eyeball would be funny as fuck. Maybe even newsworthy.)
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... ten years ago.
 
Lilac said:
You should have offered your dick. THAT would have started a bidding war!
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I'm not putting a picture of my cock on Ebay. Not. Ever.

I wonder how much I'd get for it.
 
Elrod said:
... ten years ago.
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You sound angry.
 
The Saint said:
I'm not putting a picture of my cock on Ebay. Not. Ever.

I wonder how much I'd get for it.
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a dollar an inch. so, $1.50.
 
You seem angry. After pwning yourself (again) in the Gutters the way you just did though, I can see why you would be.

:::pats alex on the keppe:::
 
wHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
 
84 degrees today, think I'll go have a cold beer and lay in the sun for awhile.
 
Think I'll join ya Jack, now that I've found a bottle without elrods cock stuck in it...
 
Oh, and to clear this up -- yes, this is a TROLL. I'm obviously not going to sell a freakin' BODY PART online! Well, maybe somebody ELSE'S body part, but I'm kinda usin' mine, yknowwhutI'msayin?!
 
Hey I'm buying your fucking eye, bubba.
 
Ha!! I want that fucking eye!! I bid and I own it!!
 
The Saint said:
I'm not putting a picture of my cock on Ebay. Not. Ever.

I wonder how much I'd get for it.
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It wholly depends on your marketing ;)
Something along the lines of 100% satisfaction guaranteed, the ultimate in pleasure.
 
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