True Blood 3x09 - "Everything Is Broken"

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"And now for the weather...Tiffany?"

Truly walking the tightrope between brilliant camp satire and turd hokum. Thanks to Denis O'Haire as Russell, they pulled it off. But this can't last forever.

Turning Jason into a grade-D buffoon is getting tired. If I were Ryan Kwanten I'd be a little pissed.

Lots of boobies, and Tommy pubes. The DVD will probably show the full sausage.

TITLE IS FROM THE GREAT BOB DYLAN SONG WHICH PLAYS OVER THE CLOSING CREDITS.

 

[Tisiphone]

Franklin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO.

I was at my sister's house watching it with her, and she said if Denis O'Hare doesn't get nominated for something for this role, then the world is doomed. LoL.

Not nuff Sookie, but plenty of Eric and Pam.

I hope Hoyt dumps that stupid Summer. Ugh. He even said he hated her. And hello Sexy Sam...getting all bloodied up in a fight. RAWR!

 

[Yub]

Most, if not all, of the titles are those of the song that plays over the credits.

And if it wasn't for the last scene, I would been disappointed, even with Franklin. Glad the season was kicked up a notch, someone should have staked Talbot sooner.

 

[curiousa2z]

hooooweeee! what an ending!
well, Eric TOLD them Russell was dangerous...
Sam is losing it!
Who the fuck is that woman who gets everyone to tell her their secrets?? She troubles me....she is decidedly too UN-judgemental - she cant be normal!
Well there could only be one outcome for Franklin, really.
Great ep!

 

[Tisiphone]

^That's Holly, the Wiccan.

 

[curiousa2z]

^*smacks forehead*

ah, of course....LOL - I knew she was too un-judmental !

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have decided to post live comments as I watch the episode.

Loved the vampire stormtroopers and the return of Eric's screaming barwoman raised a smiled.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, there's Anna Paquin's lovely tits.

 

[headvoid]

I expect there may be several minutes before Wacky posts again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sookie's getting all tough.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I expect there may be several minutes before Wacky posts again.

I was going to post "Sookie's getting all hard...JUST LIKE ME!" but thought it was too crude (and I don't like stopping episodes to wank.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seriously, Jason, she's not worth it. She's not even exotic!

 

[Cassie]

Those vampires wear stake proof vests!

I am very sad about Franklin, I wanted him to kidnap Tara and make her a vampire. I AGREE with Eggs about Jason. He's nearly as dumb as the dumb one on Charles in Charge.

Russel is awesome.

 

[The Tomtrek]

GOOD EPISODE.

I wish Hoyt and Jessica would get back together.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So "The Authority" are just a bunch of vampires in a room? Lame.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL at Jason putting a voice on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Maybe God loves fags!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why is Andy holding onto the V with ominous music?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aww, Hadley has a son. Why is Evan Rachel Wood not in many episodes?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Surely the barmaid would have been better telling Arlene "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN EVIL BABY YOU STUPID BITCH"?