True Blood - "I Smell A Rat"

[Fuddlemiff]

Next you'll be claiming Jason's trailer trash skank looks "exotic" or somethin.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She looked better as a panther.

 

[Yub]

I concur. With Wacky, that is. About Crystal. IF THAT IS HER REAL NAME.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

In the books, Crystal is described as a trailer-trash skank, so I think the casting is perfect. I liked this ep, but then I'm starved for Kwality Telebishun, so maybe I'm just deluding myself.

Something tells me poor Hoyt is not long for this world, Tommy is enough of a psychopath that he'll try and shoot him or something. His lines to Jessica just sounded creepy. Hoyt cold-cocking him was the best part of the show.

 

[Cassie]

I hope Hoyt stays on the show FOREVER. Maybe Jessica could turn him into a vamp and they could have hot vamp on vamp sex.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GOD YES.

 

[Yub]

I think once Sam is alerted to Tommy's ways... Tommy, that unruly boy who will not settle down must be taken in hand.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe Hoyt will take him to a vet and get him castrated.

 

[curiousa2z]

nothing bad better happen to Hoyt!!!

 

[The Tomtrek]

I wish I were Hoyt...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I was Coolio.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good-I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a '64 Impala.

 

[curiousa2z]

I wish I could see the next ep NOW!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^Check HBO On Demand. They sometimes upload the next episode a few days in advance.