Trying to make Loktar's signature thread

[DarthSikle]

Loktar is an internet G-d who rawks!

 

[Homo Erectus]

Loktar is good but not that good.

 

[Consumer]

Loktar pin-ups have now displaced Betty Grable as "The Serial-Killer's favorite".

 

[Loktar]

Loktar is good but not that good.

Cassie and curiousa2z disagree!

 

[Aquehonga]

TK without Loktar is like a pizza without bread.

 

[Loktar]

:whoo:

 

[jack]

Loktar will always put his lingerie in the mud to help his mom cross the street.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar will always put his lingerie in the mud to help his mom cross the street.

No need. My mom is largely home bound and if she did get out her electric wheelchair is part monster truck and could easily handle the mud.

 

[DarthSikle]

any luck my man?

 

[Seph]

in getting fatter yes, in everything else no.

 

[Loktar]

in getting skinnier yes, in everything else no.

Fixed. Lost a few pounds, will post pix when weight loss is more noticeable.

 

[Seph]

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[Loktar]

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Yeah cunt what you gonna do when Loktar is a skinny ass mutherfucker?

 

[Homo Erectus]

make fun of your chronic joblessness, lack of a bedroom door, and living with your mother?

 

[Loktar]

make fun of your chronic joblessness, lack of a bedroom door, and living with your mother?

well those issues will get resolved in less than a year. The situation is already showing signs of strain on both sides.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Who farted?

 

[Loktar]

Not me. It was the chair.

 

[Dirk Funk]

No, that should be your sig line. Who farted?

 

[Loktar]

No, that should be your sig line. Who farted?

My mood is fart. I'm not changing my sig to fart. The quote needs to be better and more awesome than farts to make it as a Loktar sig.

 

[DarthSikle]

updates?