Twitching

[Cassie]

Note to self: STOP IT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I twitched so I'd look more autistic.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nervous, stressed, horny?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU NEED A SEXBOT.

 

[Dr Dave]

Didn't she break the last one?

 

[curiousa2z]

DON'T STOP CASSIE IT'LL SCARE PEOPLE WHO VISIT THE MF!

 

[Cassie]

I could do without the muscle under my eye twitching THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

 

[curiousa2z]

BUT EYE TWITCHES ARE ESPECIALLY DISCONCERTING!

 

[Dr Dave]

DON'T STOP CASSIE IT'LL SCARE PEOPLE WHO VISIT THE MF!

Put on some sort of mask!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The weird thing about eye twitches are that nobody else can see them but you.

 

[Cassie]

Now the twitching has moved to my right eyelid. I think there are alien invaders living behind my face.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about in sit-coms when someone gets something in their eye and keeps winking and it causes comic misunderstandings?

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie should get some tin foil to block them out.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

My eye twitches all teh time, it's because I was pwned and all your base are belong to us ZOMG

 

[FBI parte due]

There was a kid at school who ran his bike into a tree going down a mountain and had a perpetually winking eye from then all.

Behind his back we called him "Twitch."

 

[CaptainWacky]

"You winked at me! That means you must want sex. BUT I'M A CATHOLIC PRIEST! So let's get it on then!"