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Twitchy fucking eye

Cassie

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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No only am I sleepy, but my eye won't stop twitching. I think I'll stab my eye with a pen.
 
ummmm...OR you could brew some tea and put the COOLED bag on your eye. tannin is very soothing to eyes.
 
Do you think Gaeta really did have Tigh's eye?
 
I always wondered which of us would have a stroke first.

Hambil's heart attack doesn't count, that happened after he left.
 
H & M : they're married now.
 
Handfasting must make keyboard typing a lot more cumbersome.
 
omgJEEZ!
 
Do you speak Bachi?
 
curiousa2z said:
ummmm...OR you could brew some tea and put the COOLED bag on your eye. tannin is very soothing to eyes.
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I only read up to the brew some tea part, now my eye is burned.

THANKS A LOT CURIOUSA2Z!

at least it's not twitching any more.
 
HAHAHA!!

OOPS!

LUCKILY YOU STILL HAVE ANOTHER EYE CASSIE!
 
I'm sorta watching JACKASS II.
The thing with the terrorists on the way to the airport was funny.
but mostly they are IDIOTS.
 
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY HOLE OF THE COMING OF THE ELVES?
 
SOMETHING LIKE.

NOW THEY"RE ON A TEETERTOTTER WITH AN ENRAGED BULL CHARGING AROUND!
 
Hi Cassie.

have you finally snapped?
 
HI DR DAVE!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? HAVE YOU SEEN MY EYE?
 
no, but sometimes when people snap, their eye twitches.
 
UH OH.

COULD IT BE A SIGN?

ALSO WHO WOULD NOTICE AT TEH MF IF CASSIE SNAPPED?
WHAT WOULD BE THE INDICATORS?
WOULD THE HOUSE NO LONGER MAKE SOUNDS?
WOULD ELVES SHUT UP?
WOULD DUCKS NO LONGER BE DESIRABLE?
WOULD SHE START WATCHING OPRAH?

ok, NO Oprah, young lady!!! Gosh!
 
I <3 OPRAH!!! (just kidding please don't come after me with a straight jacket)

My grandma says something about signs being in my eyes, and if I looked in the almanac I could find out what that means. MAYBE IT'S TIME TO PLANT CORN OR PEAS OR PEANUTS OR SOME SUCH SUPERSTITIOUS SHIT. I wonder what you're supposed to plant if your ass twitches? DINGLEBERRIES?
 
BUMble berries!!! ;)
 
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