Twitter jerks

[Cassie]

don't you hate it when someone follows you just so you'll follow them back and then they unfollow you AS IF YOU WON'T NOTICE?

 

[Cassie]

Follow seems like a made up word.

Also, search "unfollow" on twitter. I spy Beliebers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The only "people" who ever follow me are those "hi i'm sex girl look at my profile pic click this supsicious link sex!" things.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, I get those types. Pretty sad. I mean, when I follow someone I kinda hope they'll follow back, but I don't check up on them and I certainly don't unfollow them just because they haven't followed me. What would be the point of having loads of followers if they only follow you because they felt obligated to? It's not going to help you promote yourself or something you're trying to sell, because your followers aren't necessarily interested in you/it at all.

 

['Gear]

I avoid problems like these with a two-fold tactic. First, I stay firmly stuck in the stone age. Second, I remain uninteresting.

This technique also works as pretty darn effective counter surveillance.

 

[Cassie]

THERE'S A NAME FOR IT: Follow churn!

 

['Gear]

Also I don't twattle or fb because I'm a grown ass man.

 

[Enkephalen]

I guess we're not talking about stalking? Damn! I need to pay more attention to societal changes in communication.

 

['Gear]

It's cute when the teens do it. Me not so much.

 

[Cassie]

Also I don't twattle or fb because I'm a grown ass man.

I KNOW YOU'RE A BELIEBER!

 

['Gear]

Shit. Is it that obvious?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet you're a Phlarcher too.

 

['Gear]

GODDAMNIT!

(I don't know what that is but it sounds like something I'd be up to)

 

[Cassie]

TRIP AND ARCHER ARE THE REAL SHIP

 

['Gear]

Aren't those the Palin kids?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've been tweeting in search of other Jandlers like me, to no avail.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If you finally find one, would you tweet "how YOU doin'?" at them?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Could I BEEE a bigger ghey?