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Two and a Half men + Charlie Sheen Meltdown Watch

headvoid said:
Why on earth do you feel sorry for him Cassie?
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Maybe she already has his penis in a jar by her bed. She has seen the size of his wang wang and she feels sorry for him.
 
^ She should auction it off on E-bay!
 
I Love Cunt said:
Maybe she already has his penis in a jar by her bed. She has seen the size of his wang wang and she feels sorry for him.
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It's a hell of a lot bigger when it's full of tigerblood.
 
THIS JUST IN: Crazy Shatner tells Crazy Medved that Sheen Is NOT Crazy!
William Shatner says Sheen isn't crazy

"He seems perfectly in the moment and not drugged," actor William Shatner says of Charlie Sheen.

By Ree Hines

Those concerned that the recent rants and quote-worthy rambles from Charlie Sheen may signal an emotional or mental decline for the actor need not worry. Sheen isn’t crazy; he’s just TV savvy. At least that’s the latest from another CBS sitcom star.

In an interview with talk radio host Michael Medved, “$#*! My Dad Says” lead William Shatner defended Sheen, referring to his TV and radio outbursts as a “campaign” to secure the future of “Two and a Half Men” for himself and others.

“Looking at this publicity campaign he is waging to get his job back, get people paid and whatever, he seems perfectly normal,” Shatner said. “He seems perfectly in the moment and not drugged. His manner of speaking, his cadence, his terms of expression are a little different, but he’s not crazy. To my mind, he’s just jagged and putting the interviewers on.”

If anyone has a problem, Shatner thinks it's the media rather than the “Men” star. The veteran actor believes that at least some of Sheen’s odd sound bites can be explained by the fact that he’s reacting to the attitude of those who interview him.

Shatner stated that in one case “(Sheen) was responding to that subliminal condemnation by being a smart ass.”
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FYI, Medved is the same batshit conservative priss who interviewed Mike Huckabee this week, when he said all those stupid things about NATALIE being pregnant.
 
OH SHAT MY LOVE... can you explain the sweaty face and crazed eyes?
 
Well Sheen did pass a drugs test (which isn't surprising, he knows a lot about drugs.)
 
I'd only believe a drug test if they test the hair from his balls.
 
You just want the hair from his balls for deviant purposes!
 
Shatner has worked with Sheen in loaded weapon, so maybe he was like that then too, and he just thinks its his natural condition.

Of course if Sheen was on drugs making that film, then loaded weapon takes on a double meaning.
 
I...can't....look.......away.......
 
I saw part of the interview he did with Piers Morgan last night. He didn't look high, but he looked like he'd been rode hard and put away wet.
 
Fired.
 
Wait... people thought this nutter was going to go back to work?
 
I think he did.
 
^SNAP!
 
I feel bad that no one has told Charlie Sheen his 2 mil followers are not there for moral support. He's a NASCAR event: half of them are there to watch him go around in circles at top speed, and the rest are just waiting for the fiery crash.


bad joke I heard today that made me giggle a little:

Q. How much coke has Charlie Sheen done in the last six months?
A. Enough to kill two and a half men.
 
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20040532-10391698.html

CBS) Charlie Sheen is letting the world know how he feels about being fired from his hit sitcom, "Two and a Half Men."

The actor climbed to the top of the Live Nation office building in Beverly Hills, Calif., waved a machete and and drank from a bottle of "tiger blood" while a crowd cheered him on.

When asked how he felt about losing his job, Sheen paraphrased Martin Luther King Jr., saying, "Free at last, free at last!"

Back on the ground, Sheen told "Access Hollywood" that Warner Bros. never called him to say he was fired.

"I got a text or something," he said. "Here's another thing - these guys are such yellow cockroaches that they didn't even have the decency to call me. I put 5 bill[ion] in their cheap suit pockets and another half a bil' in what's-his-cheese's pockets and this is the... respect I get? It's just deplorable and they should be ashamed of themselves!"

He added that he blamed his firing not on his recent media onslaught, but his bosses not understanding him.

"Whatever. I guess if you can't process a guy, or realize his value, you must terminate him," Sheen told host Billy Bush. "That's real high-brow thinking, really evolved thinking. I don't know. It is what it is. I'm more worried about my children [Bob and Max] right now than any of this nonsense, you know."
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lol.. FREE AT LAST
 
The actor climbed to the top of the Live Nation office building in Beverly Hills, Calif., waved a machete and and drank from a bottle of "tiger blood" while a crowd cheered him on.
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Yeah, that'll end well.
 
The Onion are really losing their edge, that doesn't sound remotely like something that could actually happen.
 
Presumably they have to pay out the rest of his contract.
 
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