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Two and a Half men + Charlie Sheen Meltdown Watch
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Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I'm starting to worry about you.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
I had a dream about you, Eggs. I went to New York City and met up with you to go see a Glee Comeback Show way off Broadway. Lea Michele and Chris Coffer were kind of old and gray but just as good as Madonna doing "You Must Love Me/Don't Cry For Me Argentina." Course, I was much older but you still looked like you do now in your velvet smoking jacket.
Then I woke up and the headline news for today is all about those Westboro Haters. Maybe - just maybe - Lea Michele, Chris Coffer, Barbara Streisand, Liza Minelli, and Madonna could go visit Topeka, KS and stand near the Westboro compound and sing show tunes. Maybe put on a concert. And, people from all over the world could come listen. Wouldn't that be fabulous? It would definitely be way off Broadway.
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
Holy shit. I actually had to stop watching the ABC rant...the man is clearly UNWELL - and coming from a MFer, that's saying something.
well, there will be lots of ammunition for the ex-wives in any custody battles now!!!
well, there will be lots of ammunition for the ex-wives in any custody battles now!!!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I may feel good in my velvet smoking jacket, but Charlie Sheen is WINNING.
Donovan
beer, I want beer
Here's a thought to ponder: with Tigerblood, "winning!" and assorted other sheenisms becoming so viral so quickly, in fifty years is this the new Dianetics? Because I might be down with the hookers and wanton lifestyle, but I dunno if I can keep up with the catchphrases...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Awesome. Teddy's nuts and it's stopped him from getting into WWE for years despite his obvious talent.
Now that you have Bret's ear, ask him about Davey Boy Smith being BIZARRE.
You need to remember that the only thing stopping me from being Charlie Sheen at various times in my life is the lack of a 1.8m pay-check per episode from a partially amusing sitcom. And I still managed pretty well.
He's OK. I need him to be OK.
If you were talking about my warming to Piers Morgan then blame Twitter. He is quite amusing but it doesn't stop me from knowing he is perhaps the most sycophantic personality on television.
headvoid
Can I have Ops?
Why on earth do you feel sorry for him Cassie? God knows there are enough crash and burn celebrities who are quite happy to take the pay check, act as fame hungry as a politician then say OOOH NOOO! I thought I had arranged the paps to be outside the restuarant, not of me coming out of the liposuction clinic.
These people would have no qualms about about selling you a piece of dog turd with their name on it if they thought it would make them an extra buck. In the lack of public appetite for a revolution against the crushing inequity of wealth distribution, this is our one retreat, our one chance of payback.
Let's revel in their horror. We will never have a Caucescu machine gunned up against the wall in the West, so let's at least enjoy the stupidly wealthy being stupid.
Bankers next, The Sun have already started...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-us-from-revealing-affair-with-colleague.html
Hilariously, rather than concentrating on the ridiculous system that these people operate to take money from working people, they concentrate on him bonking some tart.
Anyway - rant over, back on topic.
Charlie Sheen - You are special, but not in the way you think.
These people would have no qualms about about selling you a piece of dog turd with their name on it if they thought it would make them an extra buck. In the lack of public appetite for a revolution against the crushing inequity of wealth distribution, this is our one retreat, our one chance of payback.
Let's revel in their horror. We will never have a Caucescu machine gunned up against the wall in the West, so let's at least enjoy the stupidly wealthy being stupid.
Bankers next, The Sun have already started...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-us-from-revealing-affair-with-colleague.html
Hilariously, rather than concentrating on the ridiculous system that these people operate to take money from working people, they concentrate on him bonking some tart.
Anyway - rant over, back on topic.
Charlie Sheen - You are special, but not in the way you think.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Yeah, it was the Piers Morgan thing. I refuse to follow him on Twitter on the basis that I might actually start to find him amusing too. 
Donovan
beer, I want beer
I've done that with a couple of celebrities. Some I like even more after following them on twitter, but some are insufferable bores. I have a lot of respect for Simon Pegg and Adam Durwitz- (Counting Crows) Kevin Smith is just out there, NFL guys never fail to entertain. Guys like Shatner, Nick J Frost (from Shaun of the Dead) though, very bland...
I usually drop a tweet account pretty fast if it's nothing but links and promo material. I like people that shoot from the lip.
I usually drop a tweet account pretty fast if it's nothing but links and promo material. I like people that shoot from the lip.
I just can't help feeling bad watching him crash and burn, not to mention how fucked up his kids are going to be from all this. They were probably doomed from birth, anyway.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I heard Nick Frost sent angry tweets to critics who didn't like his new movie or something. BURN HIM.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I heard he realises he's not as funny as Simon Pegg and never will be, so comfort eats 24 hours a day.
