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Two and a Half Men

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Now THAT makes my skin crawl.

What is it about this awful show that Middle America seems to love? Neither actor is that good at playing Felix and Oscar for the New Millenium. And the sex jokes surrounding Charlie Sheen are too crass for prime-time. The kid is a factory-made "precocious kid who knows more than the adults" character that's been done to death.

Also, they pour on the canned laughter too thick to cover holes where the studio audience doesn't laugh. Which happens often.
 
It's an ok show.

I pretty much have only caught it in re runs, even then I tend to not watch much of it.
 
Ick.. I can't stand it. I can't stand canned laughter either.. I just recently started noticing shows that over use it, then once I notice I can't stop. My 77yr old aunt loves the show, but she's a little loopy anyway.
 
I hope it dies of AIDS.
 
I thought Two and a Half Men was a good title for a gay porn film with a midget in it. Kinda like Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place. Excellent title for a bisexual pizza fuelled romp.
 
I did once see a porno that took place in a pizza establishment.
 
I'm not surprised. Did anyone utter the phrase "Here's your extra cheese!" before ejaculating? If not, THE FILM WAS WORTHLESS.
 
No but they had codes for all the types of sex they would do and what not.
 
A meager attempt to save itself. STILL WORTHLESS.
 
At least they did not have Fosters in it.
 
Eggs, I'm surprised at you! Everyone "in the know" is aware that the show is ghost-written by Aaron Sorkin, and is really just a clever metaphor for the Bush-Cheney administration! Duh!
 
I hope the writers go MAD and for some reason, they decide that what this show that I've never seen or heard of until now needs, is naked humanoid Dinosaurs throwing really, really back pick up lines at ugly old hookers every 3 minutes, and the series final features the two main leads in a fight to death, one armed with an ALF action figure, and the other dressed in the hood section of Twikki's head.
 
I hope that happens but to Everybody Loves Raymond.
 
No, the series finale of Everybody Loves Raymond is completely normal for 5 minutes, then Russell T Davies pirouettes on screen right in a tight pink TuTu and starts shreaking "Look at my new Gong! A real QUEEN gave it to me for their birthday. It sure beats a cake luvvies!"

Then he pirouettes off screen left. Then all the regular characters of ELR, who were looking at Russell T Davies whilst this was happening in disbelief, suddenly look at each other and start making out with the characters of the same sex, whilst Greensleeves plays, and a caption flashes on the screen every 3 seconds stating "EPISODE GUEST WRITTEN BY RUSSELL T DAVIES OBE".
 
Gagh said:
I hope the writers go MAD and for some reason, they decide that what this show that I've never seen or heard of until now needs, is naked humanoid Dinosaurs throwing really, really back pick up lines at ugly old hookers every 3 minutes, and the series final features the two main leads in a fight to death, one armed with an ALF action figure, and the other dressed in the hood section of Twikki's head.
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An Elf action figure...

That's just sick.
 
Uranium 4 said:
No, the series finale of Everybody Loves Raymond is completely normal for 5 minutes, then Russell T Davies pirouettes on screen right in a tight pink TuTu and starts shreaking "Look at my new Gong! A real QUEEN gave it to me for their birthday. It sure beats a cake luvvies!"

Then he pirouettes off screen left. Then all the regular characters of ELR, who were looking at Russell T Davies whilst this was happening in disbelief, suddenly look at each other and start making out with the characters of the same sex, whilst Greensleeves plays, and a caption flashes on the screen every 3 seconds stating "EPISODE GUEST WRITTEN BY RUSSELL T DAVIES OBE".
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Reminds me of the episode of Spin City guest written by Ricky Gervais where the whole episode is just Ricky pointing at Marty McFly saying "hehe, look at him shake!"
 
Then Hawking enters and he goes "What's it like down their little chap. Were you in the BBC Ident with the basketball players?".
 
Then he does the dance.
 
What kind of dance?
 
THE HUMPTY DANCE, SILLY PUPPETTO!!
 
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