Two co-workers on cuddling in a studio

[CaptainWacky]

She's wearing a bear suit.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good times.

 

[Dual]

Cuddling's fun.

But very rare!

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Ishcabittle]

i don't mind it, but it's not the end all. that, i believe, is when you put your penis in her vagina or his anus, depending.

 

[Donovan]

Cuddling is a hell of a lot more awesome if you stop thinking of it as afterglow, and begin to refer to it as...intermission. Act two will begin shortly, please return to your seats and secure all valuables, as there may be turbulence in a minute or two.

 

[Ishcabittle]

your bed is a plane?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I like cuddling, but when you have kids you have to make time for sex, it's not like you have an extra 5 minutes to cuddle. The kids gotta be fed and bathed and shit.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Can't they shit for themselves?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love cuddling, but only until my arm starts falling asleep. It takes forever to find that perfect weight distribution where nothing feels pinned.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Cuddled with the missus last night, it was very pleasant. Especially since she decided to start watching "Human Target" with me.

 

[Ishcabittle]

last night my cat's penis wanted to cuddle with my ear canal. i tossed him off the bed and suddenly i was the asshole.

 

[whisky]

Thank god there are more words after "off"

 

[Tisiphone]

Eh, I don't even like sharing a bed with a man. I need my fucking space.

 

[Yub]

From this we can infer many things. Firstly, Tisi requires a lot of room to copulate in. Secondly, she may have bisexual tendencies, favouring female partners. Thirdly she may be Canadian.

 

[Tisiphone]

LoL...I guess I should have said "I don't like sharing my bed with anyone."

(and I'm Texan)

 

[Yub]

Ok new data at hand suggests she's a bitter old maid who hates sex and will shoot you if you set foot on her land.

 

[Tisiphone]

WRONG AGAIN YUB!!



I'm neither bitter nor an old maid. I've just got personal space issues.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well, I get the sleeping thing. It's nice to start with, but before long it's like being in bed with a radiator.

 

[Dr Dave]

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!