Oh, Jesus Christ, I practically handed you photo-chop gems and that's the best you could do with 'em?! I weep for the current generation of TKer.
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Two New TQ Pics
- Thread starter The Question
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Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
.The Question said:Just for shits 'n' grins...
Somebody asks The Question if he's circumcised.
Somebody makes sure.
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
Cranky Bastard said:
Are you a Dapper Dan Man?
Cranky Bastard
New member
Archibald Nixon said:
Are you a Dapper Dan Man?
I'd buy it just for the jar if it was still made.
Yes, I guess I am a Dapper Dan.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
TQ should be an actor. He can convey in pictures: 1) lonely stand-alone dude staring off into the horizon (a poncho, flat brimmed hat and a cheroot hanging from his stern lips will complete his Clint Eastwood persona); 2) angry guy with laser eyes (he could actually be in Tim Curry guise); 3) insane dude with buggy eyes (he's just gone over the edge into total meltdown-get-too-close-and-I-will-bite-you (he's ready for the white jacket with the extra long sleeves and Thorizine Pez dispenser); and 4) Gabby Hayes sidekick dude (he can be his own Clint Eastwood sidekick all in one. . .a two-fer!
Quite an amazing feat to go from handsome matinee idol to amusing comic relief character actor. Mr. Versitility.
Quite an amazing feat to go from handsome matinee idol to amusing comic relief character actor. Mr. Versitility.
Cranky Bastard
New member
bad dog said:
I'm thinking of pulling a Rok and posting a pic to photochop. Could I get better effort than TQ did?
Some of the ballerinas and gay paraders were funny.
Cranky Bastard
New member
bad dog said:
Okay, so I don'y clutter up TQ's thread, here is the post:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?p=978910#post978910
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
The Question said:
I wasn't being sarcastic. I may have screwed things up with us but you're probably better off anyway. I am a pain in the ass, the likes of which only my current boyfriend has the fortitude to put up with. Feel sorry for him, I do.
Here's a new one to frighten your friends with:
missmanners
grrrrrrrr...
ooooooooooooh you look just so baaaaad.
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Going for that "House MD" look these days? 
I Love Cunt
Watch It
Why does it look like you've just lost a ton of weight since that last pic? Are you a Heroin addict TQ? Thats not healthy for your soul you know. And why don't you ever smile? I'm sure you are a handsome man when you don't look so seriuos and pissed off.
Eggs Mayonnaise said:Going for that "House MD" look these days?
Can't seem to avoid it, why bother trying.
Love Cunt said:
A beard covers a multitude of sins.
No.
It would ruin my carefully cultivated image as a bitter and complicated (iow, interesting) character.
Some girls like serious and pissed off. I do what works.
Cranky Bastard
New member
The Harlot says you look tired. Don't you get any sleep?
Must be from trying to force Wisdom to understand logic.
Must be from trying to force Wisdom to understand logic.
I really don't get much sleep. On average, between four-and-a-half and five-and-a-half hours a night. If I'm lucky.
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
.The Question said:
The Question's body-snatched doppleganger has spotted you and correctly identified you as one of the unassimilated. In moments he will point his finger and emit a piercing, inhuman screech.
