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Ultimate Parody Thread

Mirah

I love you
Its not really. I lied.
 
That's ok, i understand lying when you are bored.
 
There is this one person that I can't stop lying to. I don't know why. I just do it. (No it is no one from here) I think the person just asks me too many personal questions or I don't know!

I had a discussion about this with someone recently.
 
we could turn this into a thread of LIEZ!

I'll start:
I think Alex O'Loughlin in Hawaii Five-O should keep his shirt on at all times!
 
I think we should make a thread of truths instead.
 
I think Ian Somerhalder should stop being sexy as a fuck on "The Vampire Diaries" cause the connecting tissue that runs from my eyes to my cock could hemorrhage.
 
I watch that show for its scintillating plots and depth of characterization!

hawaii-five-0-oloughlin.jpg
 
I think we should make a thread of truths instead.

I'm going to be leaving here for quite awhile very very soon. On a related note my mom and dad are batshit insane.
 
What's the point, all you will get are lies.

I have always been truthful with you. Remember I am telling the truth. Everyone else is lying!
 
well I certainly am!
 
I have always been truthful with you. Remember I am telling the truth. Everyone else is lying!
I know you are.

I just meant that people are more opt to spam & not interested in telling any real life truths about themselves.
 
I don't actually hate anybody.
 
My life is the ultimate parody.
 
When Mirah lied, nobody died.
 
But only a little, so it doesn't count.
 
I farted, but it wasn't intentional or disrespectful.
 
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