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Under the Dome

IT TURNS OUT THE DOME ISN'T REAL AND EVEYONE IN TOWN WAS JUST PRETENDING EXCEPT BARBIE AND IT'S A REAL LIFE TRUMAN SHOW.
 
IT JUST GOT WORSE!

Big Jim still on a killing rampage and no one is even suspicious of him, especially Linda who just found out a couple days ago that he was part of Maxine's propane drug thingy. LINDA IS THE WORST COP EVER.

You taste like cigarettes. JUNIOR IS FORREST GUMP.

The egg is about to EXPLODE or something. I think these last couple episodes were hastily thrown together after they found out the series was renewed.

Poor Dodi, I kind of liked her goofy radio nerdness.

BARBIE DID IT. Everything that happens in Chester's Mill is his fault and everyone is ready to get out the pitchforks after one "uplifting" speech from Big murdering Jim.
 
She really is the worst cop ever. Why did she totally forget about Big Jim being a drug dealer? Why is he running the police force anyway? How are they going to have him as a regular character next season when nearly everyone (except super cop) knows he's EVIL?

I wish Angie and Skater Boy would hook up and skate out of the dome together.
 
a bit of artistic license going on, what ho, eh chappies? pip pip!


SHOW SUCKETH SO MUCHETH


it actually will now serve as a reverse benchmark for horrible drekness in the anals (see what I did there?) of my personal memories of TV history....
 
It is one of those terrible shows that you can watch and make fun of. I can't do this with all the terrible shows because most of them are terrible in a way that isn't fun OR SOMETHING? YES.
 
Revolution is terrible and not funny. Falling Skies is terrible and funny but getting not-funny because it's getting so bad it's annoying.
 
Hey, I went to the liquor store yesterday and guess what the girl behind the counter was reading? Yeah, that's right, "Under The Dome". So I asked her, "Hey, is that less shitty than the TV show?". And she said "Nah, not really."

~FIN~
 
God DAMN, they've got stupid people in this town! They believe everything psycho BJ says even when they know he's a lying piece of shit and that black DJ guy waits till Barbie's hands are cuffed behind him before he gets the balls to kick him in the face.

I hate 99% of the people on this show, they're all fucking idiots. The theme of having the corrupt, all-powerful bully constantly winning every battle is one of my least favorites. How about have that fuckwit sheriff use her brain for once. Asshole.
 
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