UNDERTAKER TO MAKE ERINSBORO DEBUT!

[Gagh]

FORMER WWE WRESTLER MARK "THE UNDERTAKER" CALLOWAY WILL TODAY MAKE HIS DEBUT ON THE HIT AUSTRALIAN TV SOAP "NEIGHBOURS".

CALLOWAY, 57, WHO RETIRED FROM WRESTLING FOLLOWING HIS FIRST WRESTLEMANIA DEFEAT TO HERMIONE GRAINGER IN A BRA ON A LADDER MATCH IS SAID TO BE "THRILLED" AT THE CHANCE OF PLAYING A CANTANKEROUS GARDNER CALLED STEVE WHO WILL MOVE INTO RAMSAY STREET.

INSIDER NEWS CAN ALSO REVEAL A LOVE INTEREST FOR CALLOWAY'S NEW CHARACTER IN THE SHAPE OF WELL-ROUNDED FORMER ENGLISH MP ANNE WIDDECOMBE, WHO WILL ALSO BE JOINING THE CAST.

THE TWO ARE EXPECTED TO FORM A TAG-TEAM AND CHALLENGE THE NEW D-X (TRIPLE H & DALE WINTON) FOR THE ERINSBORO TAG-TEAM TITLES WITH TOADFISH REBECCHI AS THE GUEST REFEREE.

WATCH OUT FOR THE "FINAL SUMMONS" MARK, AND GOOD LUCK!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard about this and that Katya and Paul Bearer get married then he eats her and I'm not talking about oral sex lol (he eats her.)

 

[Uranium 4]

Dale Winton stole Paul's leg

 

[CaptainWacky]

ALL STAR SUPER MARKET SWEEP WITH SOOTY AND SWEEP AND MATTHEW (HARDY)

 

[Uranium 4]

SOOTY 2.0 WILL NOT DIE.

 

[headvoid]

Sooty 2.0 is riddled with worms

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember all the controversy in the press because they did an episode where Sue got pregnant and the baby was BLACK!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

In the panda world, isn't that like being half caste?

Dale Winton stole Paul's leg

Before suicide bombing the In It To Win It studio.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Katya spends more time in hospital (as a patient) than Karl (as a doctor). Or sthe same amoutn of time.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I liked how Karl was reading up on macular degeneration. He plans all of these fiascoes where he loses all his patients so he can learn yet another unlikely skill.

 

[Gagh]

Don't be gettin' all Macular on me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

KATYA RUINED DOLLHOUSE