Unfortunate series of twitter trends today

[whisky]

United Kingdom trends · Change
I Heart You
#ItsInsaneHow
#FAZERKILLER
#ReplaceABieberSongWithSex
Congrats Enrique Iglesias
Bill Bailey
Curly Wurly
John Barrowman
Sex Time
Friday Download

Yowsers!

 

[Dr Dave]

Is crappy threads about twitter also trending?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

All I saw today was stuff about the HOSTAGE SITUATION OMG!!?!! in London where a man went into a building with gas canisters strapped to him and threatened to kill everyone, but the police were quick to let the public know that this wasn't a case of terrorism.

 

[Dr Dave]

Just a case of douchism?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah. It doesn't count as terrorism unless you're brown or terrifying people for religious purposes.

 

[Dr Dave]

Obviously.

 

[Cassie]

I Want To Win
Jimmy Carr's
#veryimportantpeople
#ChattyMan
#GarotaSafadaEaMelhor
Brazil Wants 1D
Thank YOU Jennette
Bryce Harper
Frankie Sandford

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

 

[Dr Dave]

More importantly do you care?

 

[whisky]

All I saw today was stuff about the HOSTAGE SITUATION OMG!!?!! in London where a man went into a building with gas canisters strapped to him and threatened to kill everyone, but the police were quick to let the public know that this wasn't a case of terrorism.

When that story was breaking I suggested to people at work we also throw stuff from the window, but since our window just faces our own car park, and we arent in the nations capital, I doubt we would have got the same attention.

Plus we may have got fired, or have to pay for teh stuff we broke, or both.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And it's difficult to convince people that you've taken yourself hostage.

 

[Tisiphone]

Bryce Harper is a rookie basebal phenom. Or supposed to be.