Unicron versus Galactus

[CaptainWacky]

Who's sexier?

 

[Loktar]

Galactus. I'd be honoured to be his herald. He could "wax" my surfboard anytime.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But Unicron can turn into a planet with a gaping hole up front.

 

[Loktar]

But Unicron can turn into a planet with a gaping hole up front.

I see your point. Galactus would probably just devour my penis anyway.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Unicron.

UNNNIIIICRRROOONN.

 

[Yub]

Galactus would eat Unicron, which really sounds like some cosmic gay porn, but you know it'd happen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only if the Silver Surfer flew into Unicron's mouth with the Matrix first.

 

[Gagh]

Galactus appears as a giant version of whatever species is viewing him.

So if you can fool your eyes into believing you're a bikini-clad huge-breasted version of Michelle Trachtenberg with metal feet, Galactus would be far the sexier.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So did he appear as a giant cloud in that shitty movie because he thought clouds were Earth's dominant species?