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Unicron versus Galactus

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Who's sexier?
 
Galactus. I'd be honoured to be his herald. He could "wax" my surfboard anytime.
 
But Unicron can turn into a planet with a gaping hole up front.
 
But Unicron can turn into a planet with a gaping hole up front.

I see your point. Galactus would probably just devour my penis anyway.
 
Unicron.

UNNNIIIICRRROOONN.
 
Galactus would eat Unicron, which really sounds like some cosmic gay porn, but you know it'd happen.
 
Only if the Silver Surfer flew into Unicron's mouth with the Matrix first.
 
Galactus appears as a giant version of whatever species is viewing him.

So if you can fool your eyes into believing you're a bikini-clad huge-breasted version of Michelle Trachtenberg with metal feet, Galactus would be far the sexier.
 
So did he appear as a giant cloud in that shitty movie because he thought clouds were Earth's dominant species?
 
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