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UNSOLVED BSG MYSTERIES

The mystery for me is why I still don't watch BSG or Lost. Or Doc Who.

I tried Torchwood BUT IT SUCKS, even with Jack-on-Spike action. Which amazes and depresses me.

Maybe if my favorite twink porn studio got a pilot deal with Sci-Fi, I'D BE A HAPPY VIEWER.
 
We told you Torchwood sucks!
 
Yeah but GAY SNOGGING! That used to be enough. Now apparently it isn't. :(
 
There's been lesbianism in BSG!
 
*blinks*

So Torchwood has lots of gay kissing and suggests that the male characters are constantly bonking eachother, but it's so out of place and stupidly written that no one could ever be turned on by it. And the straight sex is always between annoying characters.

Toshiko is the only character I don't find irritating. She's quite cute.
 
Get the first season of Lost and BSG, Eggs. YOU WON'T BE SORRY. They both have lots of pretty people and the writing is great.
 
At first you'll hate Sawyer and think Jack's sorta nice, but you'll then suddenly find yourself despising Jack and loving Sawyer to bits. It's a rollercoaster ride, man!
 
Sawyer is so hot. Did you guys get the Bad to the Bone Sawyer promo over there?
 
Fuddlemiff "gets" me.

Seriously Eggs, LOST is sucktacular at points -- if you start flashing back to Korea or China or something, hit FF pronto!!! -- but some of the shit is spectacularly good.

Actually I would say that this week's episode is probably my favorite ep since season one. Hard to say why, exactly, but it had the parts I like (action, supernatural crap, badassery) and none of the stuff I can't stand (lame flashbacks, "emotions").
 
And that episode where Charlie thought he had to baptise the baby and Locke beat him up...don't know what the fuck that was about.
 
Yeah.. that wasn't one of the better Lost story lines. Charlie was fucked up enough without them letting Locke go all apeshit on him.
 
The thing is, his visions made no sense and didn't turn out to be significant either...and what was all that stuff in the first season about how Aaron "must not be raised by an other" about!?
 
CaptainWacky said:
The thing is, his visions made no sense and didn't turn out to be significant either...and what was all that stuff in the first season about how Aaron "must not be raised by an other" about!?
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Aaron.... is DESMOND????????? (brotha)
 
Considering the only surviving Other is Ben, it was pretty good advice. Juliette would have looked after the kid, but she's not really an other anymore now is she? Besides, Claire was always the best mother figure since she doesn't have anything to do.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Considering the only surviving Other is Ben, it was pretty good advice. Juliette would have looked after the kid, but she's not really an other anymore now is she? Besides, Claire was always the best mother figure since she doesn't have anything to do.
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Wait what?

The Others aren't dead, they just went off to find "The Temple".

EDIT: Right??
 
Oh yeah... I was thinking of all the bad Others who died on the beach and at various other times. I'd forgotten the all the ones who were "waiting" when Jack was in the bear cage.
 
There's still Richard and his impressive eyebrows.
 
And his MYSTERIOUS eyeliner. Where'd he go to anyway? I totally can't remember how Ben even ended up with the Losties again.
 
Richard was leading the remaining others to "the temple" on orders from Ben, as Tomtrek said. I can't remember how Ben ended up with the Losties...I think he went to try and convince Jack not to contact the boat people, but Jack just beat the shit out of him instead.
 
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