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UpTown Girls

I'll kick you down a flight of stairs just like Falcy did to me when he found out I was pregnant.
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hrmph, for that you will have to muster up enough courage to leave Falconarg's side and get into kicking distance of me first, little girl.
 
FBI parte due said:
It's one of the many colorful regionalisms I sprinkle my speech with to make sure everyone knows I'm a Nordamerikaner.

Keep yer fucking shirt on, brosephine.
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rofl. brosephine?? That's so fucking awesome a word, I will immediately try to make it a German idiom and use it every single opportunity I get.
(I've been called 'pussy' today by a German 26-years-old girl. I was a bit startled, especially since there was no sexual context whatsoever. She just thought the style of my folder is 'pussy'. Go figure.)

FBI parte due said:
Man, I just can't compete with Falcy Girl, can I?
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Depends. I'd sure as hell be more intimidated if you warned me to stay away from falconarg. Kind of. You know. Outer apparance and stuff. I'm babbling nonsense. sigh.
 
Ilyanna said:
hrmph, for that you will have to muster up enough courage to leave Falconarg's side and get into kicking distance of me first, little girl.
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I can have my arms wrapped around him kissing his cutie face, and mule kick you senseless without much effort.:arolleyes:


Loktar said:
You're more than welcome to the little turdmonkey. Its you I want.
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EWW NNOOOO!
 
Loktar said:
Yeah they say you like foreplay and kinky sex. :wink:
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I do, but ONLY with my true love, Falcy. :arolleyes:I don't want a sorry old guy in his 30s like you. Go after Ilyanna. She seems lonely and desperate.
 
Falcy Girl said:
I do, but ONLY with my true love, Falcy. :arolleyes:I don't want a sorry old guy in his 30s like you.
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Thats not what you said when we hooked up on the aniversary of our drunken one night stand. Girl you a FREAK inbetween the sheets!
 
Loktar said:
Thats not what you said when we hooked up on the aniversary of our drunken one night stand. Girl you a FREAK inbetween the sheets!
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That must have been a blow up doll, an alley dog, or a wet dream. It wasn't me.
 
Falcy Girl said:
That must have been a blow up doll, an alley dog, or a wet dream. It wasn't me.
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Well you certainly were howling like an alley dog as I brought you to orgasm 12 times that night. You certainly blew up, doll, when you had our love child.
And I don't know about wet sreams but there were certainly alot of wet body parts and clothing that night.
 
:rwmad:That never happened!:rwmad: You have never had sex with anyone. On the day you get desperate enough to rape somebody, it won't be me. My Falcy would protect me from potential sex offenders like you.:wub:
 
Falcy Girl said:
:rwmad:That never happened!:rwmad: You have never had sex with anyone. On the day you get desperate enough to rape somebody, it won't be me. My Falcy would protect me from potential sex offenders like you.:wub:
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Oh it did happen. I just put too many roofies in the roofie colada. You blacked out and suffered memory loss.
 
You're so full of shit. It MUST be pathetic for you living in a fantasy world, because your real life is so boring. Dream up some more lies in your mommy's basement.
 
As Falcy would tell you, I am worth fantasizing over:phpwink:. Unfortunately for you, that's as far as it gets. :rofl: Have fun pulling your dick while making up more stories about having sex with me.
 
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