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US Never Made It To The Moon.

SaintLucifer

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Everyone knows that the US Moon landings were staged somewhere in the USA. The Soviets knew this for years. Now, the WORLD knows it to be faked. The US Moon landings never happened. You Americans now need to shut the fuck up, especially your idiotic claims.
 
I remember as a child I watched a show about the Moon landings. I was VERY puzzled as to why the US flag was fluttering where there was no atmosphere. I thought to myself, 'wtf? How is this possible?' Seems I was right.
 
Mythbusters addressed that, confirmed there was a flutter and explained why. Pwned again.


9 SPACE ODDITIES:

1. Apollo 14 astronaut Allen Shepard played golf on the Moon. In front of a worldwide TV audience, Mission Control teased him about slicing the ball to the right. Yet a slice is caused by uneven air flow over the ball. The Moon has no atmosphere and no air.

2. A camera panned upwards to catch Apollo 16's Lunar Lander lifting off the Moon. Who did the filming? (I have asked this myself many many times).

3. One NASA picture from Apollo 11 is looking up at Neil Armstrong about to take his giant step for mankind. The photographer must have been lying on the planet surface. If Armstrong was the first man on the Moon, then who took the shot? *Bwaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaa*

4. The pressure inside a space suit was greater than inside a football. The astronauts should have been puffed out like the Michelin Man, but were seen freely bending their joints.

5. The Moon landings took place during the Cold War. Why didn't America make a signal on the moon that could be seen from earth? The PR would have been phenomenal and it could have been easily done with magnesium flares.

6. Text from pictures in the article said that only two men walked on the Moon during the Apollo 12 mission. Yet the astronaut reflected in the visor has no camera. Who took the shot?

7. The flags shadow goes behind the rock so doesn't match the dark line in the foreground, which looks like a line cord. So the shadow to the lower right of the spaceman must be the flag. Where is his shadow? And why is the flag fluttering if there is no air or wind on the moon?

8. How can the flag be brightly lit when its side is to the light? And where, in all of these shots, are the stars?

9. The Lander weighed 17 tons yet the astronauts feet seem to have made a bigger dent in the dust. The powerful booster rocket at the base of the Lunar Lander was fired to slow descent to the moons service. Yet it has left no traces of blasting on the dust underneath. It should have created a small crater, yet the booster looks like it's never been fired.

The USA clearly faked the Moon landings. They never happened.
 
Apollo 11........1 EVA .....2 hours, 31 minutes......(151 minutes)
Apollo 12........2 EVAs.....7 hours, 50 minutes......(470 minutes)
Apollo 14........2 EVAs.....9 hours, 25 minutes......(565 minutes)
Apollo 15........3 EVAs...18 hours, 30 minutes....(1110 minutes)
Apollo 16........3 EVAs...20 hours, 14 minutes....(1214 minutes)
Apollo 17........3 EVAs...22 hours, 04 minutes....(1324 minutes)

Total minutes on the Moon amounted to 4834 minutes.
Total number of photographs taken was 5771 photos.

Hmmmmm. That amounts to 1.19 photos taken EVERY MINUTE of time on the Moon, REGARDLESS OF OTHER ACTIVITIES. (That requires the taking of ONE PHOTO EVERY 50 SECONDS!)

PWNed!
 
I remember as a child I watched a show about the Moon landings. I was VERY puzzled as to why the US flag was fluttering where there was no atmosphere. I thought to myself, 'wtf? How is this possible?' Seems I was right.


LOL NO ATMOSPHERE!!! MUST OFF BEEN FILMED IN CANADA
 
I have no doubt the Russians were laughing at the fact the USA spend up to $40 BILLION for the most expensive set of movies ever made. They were laughing even harder at the dumb Americans, and their lack of scientific knowledge. In fact, they were laughing so hard that they built more and more missiles to catch up to the USA, whilst you morons were busy wasting time and defense dollars faking a Moon landing.

A question... why has your shuttle never gone to the Moon?
 
A better question, why did the Russians never go forth to the Moon? Simple, they had BRAINS. They knew it couldn't be done.
 
Cookie made it to the moon. One day he was leaning on the Bozo drum and we were getting ready to play the grand prize game and everyone knows what has to happen before we play the grand prize game is the contestants have to pick a player from home and I gave the old Bozo drum a real good spin and there went Cookie off to the moon. We got him back by putting all of our ladders together and he climbed down.
 
Remember, those same people who apparently 'landed on the Moon' also elected a NIGGER for president. None too bright, these people. They elect a NIGGER, and expect the world to believe they pulled off such an incredible technological feat? How many satellites did they lose when sending them to Mars? Shit, they needed Canadian technology just to get it right.
 
Remember, those same people who apparently 'landed on the Moon' also elected a NIGGER for president. None too bright, these people. They elect a NIGGER, and expect the world to believe they pulled off such an incredible technological feat? How many satellites did they lose when sending them to Mars? Shit, they needed Canadian technology just to get it right.



I am so full of shit, I had you all believing I am Canadian. You dumb fucks, I am an American, living in Buffalo, N.Y.


OK HEAD CASE
 
GO FOR IT, WHAT THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Canadians don't want right-wing conservatives like me. Those pinko-commie sotards. If I wanted to get into Canada easily, I would have to paint my skin black, kill 50 Americans and THEN I could walk into Canada heralded as a hero, receive full medical care, a free home, monthly cheques from the government etc.
 
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