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US Never Made It To The Moon.

Canadians don't want right-wing conservatives like me. Those pinko-commie sotards. If I wanted to get into Canada easily, I would have to paint my skin black, kill 50 Americans and THEN I could walk into Canada heralded as a hero, receive full medical care, a free home, monthly cheques from the government etc.


MOVE TO EUROPE? AUSTRALIA?
 
Remember, those same people who apparently 'landed on the Moon' also elected a NIGGER for president. None too bright, these people. They elect a NIGGER, and expect the world to believe they pulled off such an incredible technological feat? How many satellites did they lose when sending them to Mars? Shit, they needed Canadian technology just to get it right.


Sounds like that retarded kid who instead of tossing the ping pong ball in bucket number 1 and stuffed it up his ass pulled your postcard and you didnt get that cool Schwinn bicycle.
 
US Never Made It To The Moon.
Maybe the moon never made it to the US. Ever think about that you FUCKING US hater? Maybe it left us standing outside a theater in the cold rain with 2 tickets to Desperately Seeking Susan and no idea what we'd done wrong. Maybe it's a cheap whore who we caught holding hands with 'Ned' the Captain of the basketball team only THREE DAYS LATER.
 
LOL that this thread was started by the same retarded cunt that thinks there are [ame=http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1623272&postcount=12]no shadows in space.[/ame]
 
The mass of the moon (and I'm probably wrong) is 1/8th that of the Earth. Therefore, it still has the gravitational pull large enough to hold a superthin atmosphere.
 
It does.

Sunlight on the regolith causes some chemical reactions that cause an "atmosphere", and the moon's gravity is strong enough (but without looking it up, I thought it was about 10% of Earths?). Still, it's so "thin" that for all intents and purposes save for comparison to deep space, it is a "hard" vacuum.

Much like the interior of Luci's head.
-SB
 
It does.

Sunlight on the regolith causes some chemical reactions that cause an "atmosphere", and the moon's gravity is strong enough (but without looking it up, I thought it was about 10% of Earths?). Still, it's so "thin" that for all intents and purposes save for comparison in deep space, it is a "hard" vacuum.

Much like the interior of Luci's head.
-SB
NOT TRUE! Everybody knows that LuciClone's head is composed of ultra-dense dogshit.
 
Titanium poop?

That's what happens when you eat too much fiber and the next day you shit an actual brick.
 
Speaking of shit, this thread is a fine example.

Oh wait... wait... I ate too many beans. Now I must take a Iyhara. Do excuse me, but I must head to the loo, and rid myself of this Iyhara building up in my asshole. No doubt there will be Iyahara stains all over the toilet bowl as a result.
 
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