Vader doesn't want you at all, he's after some guy named Skywalker

[CaptainWacky]

Quite right, Lando, so why didn't Vader just FOLLOW LUKE'S X-WING in the first place instead of chasing the Falcon?!?!?!?!?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUMP.

 

[Gagh]

Did Lando break rocks as a kid?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WITH HIS HEAD?

 

[RobL]

Quite right, Lando, so why didn't Vader just FOLLOW LUKE'S X-WING in the first place instead of chasing the Falcon?!?!?!?!?!

Because Vader knew that luke was going to get some home-grown loving from Yoda, and that he didn't have the hax0r skillz to woop some green ass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG, maybe when Lucas remakes ESB, Vader will go to Degobah and KILL Yoda!

 

[FBI parte due]

FUCKING DARTH VADER.

THAT CUNT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I suppose he didn't see Luke leave.

 

[The Tomtrek]

He assumed Luke would be with his friends in the Falcon so when Vader went into Hoth he was all "Yo find that Falcon ship dat be were he gon' be yo." and then the Falcon escaped and he was all "Yo damn dere he go."

 

[Kerb Crawler]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then he invited Han out for dinner but Han tried to shoot him.