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VAGINA SUBSTITUTE?

jack said:
btw, speaking of fags would you open your mouth a little wider? My legs are tired and I'd like to rest my balls on your chin.
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I'm surprised no one here has mentioned either sheep.. or their dog :shock:
 
Ok, Let's get back on topic.

Vagina Substitute: Slightly cured Rubber Cement in a jar. Make a perforation of cylindrical shape in the cement at the center of the jar. Make sure that the diameter of the cylindrical perforation is 87% the diameter of your aroused and erect cock. Gently insert your cock in the cylindrical cutout. Hold the jar with your right hand (or left depending on your dexterity) and start jerking to and fro. Add lube if you prefer.
 
Or a plain old pocket pussy. Grease it up w/butter like this kid Thug knew in high school who got caught doing that. They called him Buttercup. Loser never got laid. probably still a virgin
 
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