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Vagina's

Mentalist

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DISCUSS.
 
Not a good substitute for a coin purse.
 
YOUR MOM HAS ONE.

That's right. I went there.
 
Why did you do that Bick?
 
*shakes head sadly*


Bick, you may burn for that one.
 
Great for launching your Scaletrix cars.
 
Really?
 
Yeah give it a go, but don't tell her what you're about to do. It always surprises them.
 
OOoo.. like an Evel Knievel super stunt cycle.
 
Only the lack of a scaletrix prevents this idea.

Its probably not the same with Thomas the tank engine
 
*looks up from reading "Thomas and the Giant Vagina"*

Hmm?
 
Vaginas are definitely better than penises. Definitely.
 
So you want one?
 
He wants to wear it on his head.
 
He plans on covering his head in strawberry jelly and answering the door on Halloween with his head shoved through it, screaming "USE CONDOMS, KIDS!"
 
Almost impossible to keep in a pickle jar
 
I want one...on my dick! HAR HAR SPUTTER HARHAR
 
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. :D
 
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