Val Venis to aid Justin Timberlake in his quest to bring sexy back

[The Question]

IT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR CAPTAINWACKY TO BE SCOTTISH, I HEREBY DECREE HE MUST BE HIGHLAND SCOTTISH! (and wear sporrans where'er he may roam, IMHO)

 

[Conchaga]

I want a picture of Wacky's Tartan.

 

[Tisiphone]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[Gagh]

Val Venis isn't fat.

 

[Cassie]

He's just big boned.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's fat now!

 

[The Question]

Yes. (Actually, I don't know.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE [/CONTROVERSIAL]

 

[The Question]

CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH [/TASTY]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YANKEES LOSING 3-0 IN THE 4TH [/YIPPEE]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I post on one of Charles Capps's boards. He's not so cantankerous now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe part of him died.

 

[The Question]

Probably his feet. Don't tell me the smell hasn't spread to your side of the plnantenetnetfurfufurfurufururfroooba

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think we should get back on the important topic of bringing sexy back.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdMw2FFZeAA

 

[The Question]

I think we should begin with bringing sexy back by cloning an army of Keeley Hazell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR JUST CLONE HER ARMS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I Googled her. There were much boobies and provocative poses jisd fsie:F JIEFE/E fE

 

[The Question]

Like a good neighbour, State Farm is fucking your wife while you're at work.

 

[Gagh]

Val Venis isn't fat.