Vampires

[Dual]

They stuck a needle in either arm;
Exsanguinated me,
Took my platelets;
Wrapped medical tape around my arms,
And after two hours, I got a cookie.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Did the techs look anything like this?

 

[Love Child]

Ugh, I hate needles. : (
Sorry Dual.

 

[Vampire Batman]

Did someone mention blood?

 

[Yub]

I just had blood taken from me from a very nice girl who also likes coffee and it turns out I have too much of the bad fat in it so no bacon for me and I'm off to sleep soon and I've not has much coffee today csjaljsalacnc.c...............................c

 

[Dark Pickle]

Bleed for weed @ the stab-lab!

 

[Mirah]

Awwww thats too bad to hear Yub.

 

[OS@M@'s Dick]

VAMPIRES SUCK, TKR DOESNT

 

[Yub]

Come feed me coffee Mirah! We can drink coffee and....do other things...

 

[Love Child]

I would love to feed you coffee Yub.

 

[Conchaga]

Coffee enema?

 

[Dark Pickle]

That sounds hot...but in the wrong way!

 

[Dr Dave]

Up the bobo!

 

[Yub]

Yes, Dave, up the bobo is where enemas usually go. Silly rabbit, we all knew that already.

 

[Mirah]

Does every thread have to go the way of the ASS?

 

[Loktar]

Does every thread have to go the way of the ASS?

No some can go the way of the penis, cunt, boobies, boobies boobies,....

 

[Dark Pickle]

Normally she WANTS every thread to be about sex...

 

[Loktar]

Normally she WANTS every thread to be about sex...

Yeah I know. And then when you and me have a little fake gay rape sex she gets all bitchy. OMG someone besides me might get attention for posting about sex! OMG there are posts about sex that don't include me? WAH WAH WAH!

 

[Dark Pickle]

Dr. Dave is also annoyed by are GAYRAPEZ.

 

[Loktar]

Dr. Dave is also annoyed by are GAYRAPEZ.

Yeah but not to the extent Love Cunt is.