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Verne Troyer

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
AWW, LOOK AT THE LITTLE CUTIE. Yeah, that's not patronising at all, Davina. An obvious choice to win, but we'll see. Seemed alright.
 
Hes bound to win, its in the bag, which he wont be able to lift
 
Well Mikey didn't win regular BB. So maybe if Verne eats sprouts in a disgusting way he won't win either.
 
He's much more likable than Mikey was though. He's like a Disney character.
 
So far! He might be a mean drunk.
 
He was a real drunken pervy bastard on The Surreal Life in the US. He's a veteran of this whole humiliating celebrity reality genre.
 
Him and Latoya are sitting seperate from everyone else, looking a bit weird. Tension!
 
He'll get drunk and try to fondle her boobs in a matter of days.
 
He got drunk and rode his scooter around naked, then he peed on the carpet on the Surreal Life.. best Surreal Life episode EVAR.
 
He does seem very horny.
 
He plans of sabotaging everyone in the house and play the nice guy? He doesn't know how to play the nice guy. He tries to charm the women by acting like a doll until he's drunk, and then he turns into a pig. We'll see.
 
He's got his scooter in the house. THINKS HE'S TOO GOOD TO WALK (JOKE LOL.)

He was saying to LaToya that he doesn't want the attention and he's going to stay in the background.
 
Maybe he'd trying to turn his little life around.
 
I HATE HIM.

(Not really.)
 
Could you sleep if this was the last thing you see at night?

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He's a twat...he gets pissed and disrespects the female housemates and gets away with it because he's a little person.
 
I hate him.
 
Do you think Davina will offer to wind him when he gets out?
 
I hope she kicks him into the crowd like a football.
 
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