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Very cheeky girl

We need to know what it was she was trying to steal. Or at least, we do after I've finished dying with laughter.
 
I assume she has started wearing less tight clothing, the outfits we used to see them in didn't leave a lot of room for veg theft.

I suppose it could have been a banana or half a cucumber.
 
Sprouts in the knickers. Radish in the bra. That's what I'm going for.

And I assume a Spanked Monkey on her face. I think you can still get them in Waitrose.
 
Oh dear God, the strange mother has defender her with an unintionally hilarious comment

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...hoplifting-research-acting-role.html?ITO=1490

'Also she was bored. She decided she wanted a buzz to see if she could become a gangster. She was desperately worried she couldn't do it.'
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I don't remember The Krays trying to steal veg in their underwear.
 
I didn't realise she was a method actor, good job she wasnt playing long John Silver.
 
How are the Cheeky Girls still famous?
 
Mostly by going out with people more famous than them, or getting arrested.
 
The rest of the time they sit by the phone hoping Harry Hill will need them for a 10 second appearance in a TV Burp sketch.
 
We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys, you are the cheeky boys
Touch my bum, don't be shy!
Touch my bum, don't be shy!

They've been dining out on those four lines for a long time. You have to admire them.
 
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