Very funny, pretending to be God

[CaptainWacky]

Nice trick, Ishcabittle.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I AM THE WORD AND THE WORD IS ME.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Do you think anyone else will put two and two together?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU CAN'T CREAT THE TRUTH

 

[Ishcabittle]

(shh... it's four).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I said there's no God and if he was he'd close the thread so you "prove" there's a god by closing the thread but actually just prove that there' ISN'T A good didnyout

 

[Loktar]

Do you think anyone else will put two and two together?

Nope.

Praise be to Ischcabittle! Amen!

 

[Ishcabittle]

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *COUGH* HAHA.

 

[Conchaga]

You mean you're not really god?

 

[Ishcabittle]

No, I am.

 

[Loktar]

No, I am.

Please accept my sacrificial brown offering I place upon my porcelain altar, Oh Lord.

*FLUSH*

 

[Ishcabittle]

I don't accept sacrifices - just cold hard cash.

 

[Conchaga]

Cash isn't cold or hard. It's lukewarm and flexible.

 

[Loktar]

I don't accept sacrifices - just cold hard cash.

What does God need with money?

 

[Ishcabittle]

When you pump as much product out of Venezuela as I do, cash is a valued commodity. And what happens when you douse cash with water and throw it in the freezer? Cold, and hard.

 

[Loktar]

Ah

 

[headvoid]

God uses a Mac? Oh NOOOES!

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL! welll, actually i use both PC and Mac, with a little linux in there for when I want to get frustrated with myself.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BECAUSE OF YOU I NEVER STRAYED TOO FAR FROM THE SIDEWALK