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The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
Witty glam
Pretty sham
city slam
tittie cam

Down by the river
Across from the mall
I got a sliver
I lost my ball

Blam blam bitty ham
Get thee to the fitting fram
Please don't hit me, ma'am
Nitty gritty knitting clam

We all eat monsters
We all build dreams
Not even lobsters
can hear your screams

tittie cam
shitty ram
itty bitty
ditty damn
 

Kitty

Sinless and Purrfect

NeonMercuryASH

beer, I want beer
Why do we even bother? We're just languishing, here. Are you ready for this? Nikki Sixx is looking for new talent. Guess what? You have to be a shithead, assfuck junkie, or some born again whackenheimer. Guess work doesn't cut it. Yeah, I WORKED for mine. Damn, but, that pisses me off more than you can imagine.
 

DarthSikle

GFHH Moderator
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
 

DarthSikle

GFHH Moderator
Well, you copied the Ghettysburg Adress very well, Darthy. Can you write your own address?

Shit. I didn't think of copying. I wrote that out from memory.
 

DarthSikle

GFHH Moderator
on the back of a nappy kin
 

DarthSikle

GFHH Moderator
you know, my cousin with the unkempt hair?
 

DarthSikle

GFHH Moderator
hah!

Willie, let me eat your cat!!
 
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