Virginity

[Yub]

I just realized unless you've got kids their is absolutely no way to prove you aren't a virgin unless you documented it visually or if female, submitted to some kind of pelvic exam, also visually documented. As such, I'm going to believe you are all virgins unless I see some proof...

 

[Cassie]

Nice try Yub! No one's going to send you pics of their penis and/or vagina!

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's always the police records.

 

[Gagh]

YUB IS LOOKING FOR SOME HOT HERMAPHRODIDIC PORN.

 

[Mentalist]

I have 40+ witnesses. Even OJ would have trouble getting out of that.

 

[curiousa2z]

^ZOMG!

BUT WILL HE SATISFY OUR PRURIENT CURIOUSITY !????

NO! HE JUST STOPS THERE!

 

[Yub]

500 people saw Jesus ascend into heaven and people doubt that..I DOUBT YOUR 40+ WITNESSES SIR! GIVE US PROOF!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe in a really packed elevator?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Nice try Yub! No one's going to send you pics of their penis and/or vagina!

OMG WHITCH ONES DO YOU HAVE (IN JARS)?

 

[Loktar]

Nice try Yub! No one's going to send you pics of their penis and/or vagina!

Yeah you'll just have to wait for my Naked Penis web show.

 

[curiousa2z]

But is it a DANCING Naked Penis web show?

Cos otherwise I want my money back.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Is the world really ready for a Loktar dancing naked penis web show?

Only 8 Ball Miller can answer this!

 

[Loktar]

But is it a DANCING Naked Penis web show?

Cos otherwise I want my money back.

dancing, singing, and occaisonally spitting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The world is getting prepared.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah.. the sales of Vizqueen have gone through the roof.