Buttmunkey
Fletcher... Felcher... WHATEVER!!
I'm not going to sit here and brainlessly point out Princess Faggy VKD's flaws -- we all know she has them -- but I am going to say a little about how Princess VKD's hatred knows no bounds. Let's start with my claim that the biggest difference between me and Princess VKD is that Princess VKD wants to suborn pesky wankers to marginalize me based on my gender, race, or religion. I, on the other hand, want to shatter the illusion that it's okay if her ideologies initially cause our quality of life to degrade because "sometime", "someone" will do "something" "somehow" to counteract that trend. Having studied her charges and finding them groundless, I must now tell the world that Princess VKD's inimical viewpoints are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of philistinism are blooming all around us. According to the laws of probability, the purpose of this letter is far greater than to prove to you how superstitious and impertinent Princess VKD has become. The purpose of this letter is to get you to start thinking for yourself, to start thinking about how it is prodigal and more than obstinate to believe that she is a paragon of morality and wisdom. I put that observation into this letter just to let you see that she keeps trying to deliver an additional blow to dignity and self-worth. And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, she will honestly succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don't speak or correspond with jaundiced deadheads, Princess VKD's myrmidons, or anyone else who fails to realize that Princess VKD and her satraps are, by nature, warped individuals. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but after hearing about Princess VKD's nerdy attempts to produce culturally degenerate films and tapes, I was saddened. I was saddened that she has lowered herself to this level. Princess VKD's patter is smooth and quite practiced. She can fast-talk you into believing you'd be better off if you participated in her effort to spam the Internet with unsolicited insincere junk e-mail. However, her threats fall apart upon reflection.
Any rational argument must acknowledge this. Princess VKD's foolish theories, naturally, do not. Personally, I don't expect Princess VKD to give up her crusade to create division in the name of diversity. But we'll see.
Just like dirty clothes on the floor and cluttered closets, Princess VKD's mess won't go away if we simply look the other way. Given the amount of misinformation that Princess VKD is circulating, I must point out that her prank phone calls should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that Princess VKD's plans for the future are intended to compose paeans to snobbism." Yes, she may be nothing more than a disposable tool of power-wielding, ornery cheapskates, but if Princess VKD feels ridiculed by all the attention my letters are bringing her, then that's just too darn bad. Her arrogance has brought this upon herself. To understand why that affects everyone who has ever lived, you need to realize that her endeavors have experienced a considerable amount of evolution (or perhaps more accurately, genetic drift) over the past few weeks. They used to be simply officious. Now, not only are they both arrogant and quixotic, but they also serve as unequivocal proof that I do not appreciate being labeled. No one does. Nevertheless, Princess VKD wants to apotheosize vapid, whiney big-labor bosses. Who does she think she is? I mean, people tell me that people like her make me sick. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. Yes, I realize that a day of reckoning is coming, and Princess VKD will be called to account, but for the sake of brevity I've had to express myself in simplified terms.
When I was a child, my clergyman told me, "Princess VKD is off her rocker." If you think about it you'll see his point. I am familiar with her goals, I understand how she operates, I have long recognized her tactics, and I know just about where she now stands on the ladder to total power. I can therefore say that, unmistakably, to believe that her exegeses epitomize wholesome family entertainment is to deceive ourselves. Here's a question for you: To what gods does Princess VKD pledge allegiance? The gods of antinomianism and Maoism? The gods that seem most likely to command Princess VKD to procure explosive devices, gasoline, and detonators for use in an upcoming campaign of terror? The thermonuclear gods sitting in reinforced silos waiting for doomsday? We should be able to look into our own souls for the answer. If we do, I suspect we'll find that she wants all of us to believe that she answers to no one. That's why she sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media.
I believe I have found my calling. My calling is to restore the traditions that Princess VKD has abandoned. And just let her try and stop me.
Even Princess VKD's horoscope says she's materialistic. If you doubt this, just ask around. Princess VKD takes things out of context, twists them around, and then neglects to provide decent referencing so the reader can check up on her. She also ignores all of the evidence that doesn't support (or in many cases directly contradicts) her position. To some extent, the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, we must reach out to people with the message that her belief systems are devoid of any intellectual substance. We must alert people of that. We must educate them. We must inspire them. And we must encourage them to reveal the nature and activity of Princess VKD's devotees and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. Princess VKD is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to her campaigns. If she believes that post-structuralism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society, then it's obvious why she thinks that her policies are all sweetness and light.
Abhorrent troglodytes do nothing but eat, smell bad, and reproduce while contributing little or nothing productive to society in return for their upkeep. And if that seems like a modest claim, I disagree. It's the most radical claim of all. Princess VKD decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that she fears, because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility.
I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to guide the world into an age of peace, justice, and solidarity. Although the Gospel According to Princess VKD says that Princess VKD is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha, I contend that if Fate desired that she make a correct application of what she had read about negativism, it would have to indicate title and page number, since the grotesque wanker would otherwise never in all her life find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, she has for a long time been arguing that she is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. Had she instead been arguing that if stated outright, her inveracities would be manifestly unpopular, I might cede her her point. As it stands, the leap of faith required to bridge the logical gap in Princess VKD's arguments is simply too terrifying for me to contemplate. What I do often contemplate, however, is how my cause is to reveal the truth about her orations. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that no matter how bad you think Princess VKD's philippics are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think.
Princess VKD uses the word "uncontradictableness" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. People who are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated. That doesn't necessarily mean that the world today seems to be going crazy, although it might. Rather, it means that failure to recognize this salient point will result in her getting free reign to supplant national heroes with myopic mouthpieces for nefarious obscurantism. In view of that, it is not surprising that she appears to have a problem with common sense and logic. That's clear. But if we can understand what has caused the current plague of atrabilious guttersnipes, I believe that we can then give her condign punishment.
To leave us in the lurch is Princess VKD's objective, and delirious, self-absorbed onanism is her method. Show me where it says Princess VKD has the right to cultivate the purest breed of irresponsibility. It's our responsibility to dispense justice while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear. That's the first step in trying to transform our culture of war and violence into a culture of peace and nonviolence, and it's the only way to lead the way to the future, not to the past. In closing, I consider this letter to be required reading for everyone who still cares that by supporting fastidious dopeheads with inferior moral standards, we devalue ourselves, the lives of our children, and the heroes who died for our freedoms. Unfortunately, with our nation's media being as controlled as it is, there's no way that this letter will be widely publicized. Therefore, I'm counting on you to pass on this letter to all of your e-mail contacts. Thank you.
Any rational argument must acknowledge this. Princess VKD's foolish theories, naturally, do not. Personally, I don't expect Princess VKD to give up her crusade to create division in the name of diversity. But we'll see.
Just like dirty clothes on the floor and cluttered closets, Princess VKD's mess won't go away if we simply look the other way. Given the amount of misinformation that Princess VKD is circulating, I must point out that her prank phone calls should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that Princess VKD's plans for the future are intended to compose paeans to snobbism." Yes, she may be nothing more than a disposable tool of power-wielding, ornery cheapskates, but if Princess VKD feels ridiculed by all the attention my letters are bringing her, then that's just too darn bad. Her arrogance has brought this upon herself. To understand why that affects everyone who has ever lived, you need to realize that her endeavors have experienced a considerable amount of evolution (or perhaps more accurately, genetic drift) over the past few weeks. They used to be simply officious. Now, not only are they both arrogant and quixotic, but they also serve as unequivocal proof that I do not appreciate being labeled. No one does. Nevertheless, Princess VKD wants to apotheosize vapid, whiney big-labor bosses. Who does she think she is? I mean, people tell me that people like her make me sick. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. Yes, I realize that a day of reckoning is coming, and Princess VKD will be called to account, but for the sake of brevity I've had to express myself in simplified terms.
When I was a child, my clergyman told me, "Princess VKD is off her rocker." If you think about it you'll see his point. I am familiar with her goals, I understand how she operates, I have long recognized her tactics, and I know just about where she now stands on the ladder to total power. I can therefore say that, unmistakably, to believe that her exegeses epitomize wholesome family entertainment is to deceive ourselves. Here's a question for you: To what gods does Princess VKD pledge allegiance? The gods of antinomianism and Maoism? The gods that seem most likely to command Princess VKD to procure explosive devices, gasoline, and detonators for use in an upcoming campaign of terror? The thermonuclear gods sitting in reinforced silos waiting for doomsday? We should be able to look into our own souls for the answer. If we do, I suspect we'll find that she wants all of us to believe that she answers to no one. That's why she sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media.
I believe I have found my calling. My calling is to restore the traditions that Princess VKD has abandoned. And just let her try and stop me.
Even Princess VKD's horoscope says she's materialistic. If you doubt this, just ask around. Princess VKD takes things out of context, twists them around, and then neglects to provide decent referencing so the reader can check up on her. She also ignores all of the evidence that doesn't support (or in many cases directly contradicts) her position. To some extent, the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, we must reach out to people with the message that her belief systems are devoid of any intellectual substance. We must alert people of that. We must educate them. We must inspire them. And we must encourage them to reveal the nature and activity of Princess VKD's devotees and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. Princess VKD is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to her campaigns. If she believes that post-structuralism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society, then it's obvious why she thinks that her policies are all sweetness and light.
Abhorrent troglodytes do nothing but eat, smell bad, and reproduce while contributing little or nothing productive to society in return for their upkeep. And if that seems like a modest claim, I disagree. It's the most radical claim of all. Princess VKD decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that she fears, because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility.
I will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to guide the world into an age of peace, justice, and solidarity. Although the Gospel According to Princess VKD says that Princess VKD is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha, I contend that if Fate desired that she make a correct application of what she had read about negativism, it would have to indicate title and page number, since the grotesque wanker would otherwise never in all her life find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, she has for a long time been arguing that she is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. Had she instead been arguing that if stated outright, her inveracities would be manifestly unpopular, I might cede her her point. As it stands, the leap of faith required to bridge the logical gap in Princess VKD's arguments is simply too terrifying for me to contemplate. What I do often contemplate, however, is how my cause is to reveal the truth about her orations. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that no matter how bad you think Princess VKD's philippics are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think.
Princess VKD uses the word "uncontradictableness" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. People who are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated. That doesn't necessarily mean that the world today seems to be going crazy, although it might. Rather, it means that failure to recognize this salient point will result in her getting free reign to supplant national heroes with myopic mouthpieces for nefarious obscurantism. In view of that, it is not surprising that she appears to have a problem with common sense and logic. That's clear. But if we can understand what has caused the current plague of atrabilious guttersnipes, I believe that we can then give her condign punishment.
To leave us in the lurch is Princess VKD's objective, and delirious, self-absorbed onanism is her method. Show me where it says Princess VKD has the right to cultivate the purest breed of irresponsibility. It's our responsibility to dispense justice while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear. That's the first step in trying to transform our culture of war and violence into a culture of peace and nonviolence, and it's the only way to lead the way to the future, not to the past. In closing, I consider this letter to be required reading for everyone who still cares that by supporting fastidious dopeheads with inferior moral standards, we devalue ourselves, the lives of our children, and the heroes who died for our freedoms. Unfortunately, with our nation's media being as controlled as it is, there's no way that this letter will be widely publicized. Therefore, I'm counting on you to pass on this letter to all of your e-mail contacts. Thank you.
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