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VKD. VKD???

Post another owl picture first MessX and then we'll see. Do you wanna be my bitch too or are you too busy being ScrotusRex's fanboy right now?
 
beergoggles said:
Post another owl picture first MessX and then we'll see. Do you wanna be my bitch too or are you too busy being ScrotusRex's fanboy right now?
I thought I was your shineboy? Aren't you ScrotumRex?

Odd.
 
VKD said:
FINAL OWNAGE OPERATION UNDERWAY....

RANTERCUNT THREAT....TERMINATED...
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Non-entity.

Now then, I thought that the DLA was already pwned? Or is the RanterCunt alliance still made up of cowards?

At least we had the courage to state our intentions from the very beginning.
 
VKD: it takes a lot more than copying and pasting.

you try inserting "http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/image.php?u=1810&dateline=1136424890" as an image into a post. (without stealing my bandwith :p)
 
Ranters = wannabe trolls

And I'll tell you why. First, they sought their "mark." They found jack, who was more than willing to engage them in swearing and bullshit.

And now, they have found the DLA.

Why don't you set your sights higher? Why not try to troll Sardy or Cait?

Why?

Because you seek what is viewed as the least common denominator. You are nothing more than spammers and psuedo-troll parasites who like latching themselves onto what you consider easy marks, because we all know that you have no real trolling skills; you have no real flair for psy-ops.

Leave or stay and learn.
 
You seem to be spending lots of time analyzing how we do business. Perhaps you secretly want to become on of us. PM ScrotusRex and he'll tell you what you have to do. It involves making signs and eating twinkies. I think you can handle it.
 
beergoggles said:
You seem to be spending lots of time analyzing how we do business.

No, it didn't take long.
Perhaps you secretly want to become on of us.

I'm not a homosexual, thank you.

PM ScrotusRex and he'll tell you what you have to do. It involves making signs and eating twinkies. I think you can handle it.

So I can learn to cry on command? No thanks.
 
Come on, boys. I thought you were 'teh shitz.' Where's your docket? Where's your Iowa contact?

DLA challenges you, and this is all you come up with?
 
beergoggles said:
Please reconsider. Your owl pics will certainly add a tremendous asset to our arsenal.

YA. I outspammed and outpictured all of you.

Seriously, this can't be all you have. Scramble whatever assualt fighters you have already, because this isn't SHIT against the DLA. We have fought against the TK elders and won to a standstill.

Think you can do better?

Try me.
 
the rantercunt army has been neutralized.

all ranter leaders are now prisoners of war.

this war has been brought to you by the DLA.
 
MessengerX said:
YA. I outspammed and outpictured all of you.

Seriously, this can't be all you have. Scramble whatever assualt fighters you have already, because this isn't SHIT against the DLA. We have fought against the TK elders and won to a standstill.

Think you can do better?

Try me.

It was truly the pictures that did me in. One more owl pic and I was going to be a quivering mass of jelly on the floor in front of my keyboard. I'm not sure where you came up with that little tactic. Internet heros have long posted stupid pics when they have little to say, but the owls take it to a whole new level.

I have not fighters and I don't wish to do better. I'm having fun with this. Plus I want to spread the message of love and mutual understanding. That's really what I'm all about. Unless you are a felcher.
 
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