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Vote for the semi-annual Troll Kingdom Moron award recipients!

Sarek said:
Yes. Photochopped pictures and fag references are just the height of trolling finesse. You kids are just no match for the members of Troll Kingdom.

^That’s a lesson in sarcasm by the way. It’s obvious you kids don’t understand the concept.
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You should thank me, Sarek! I put that little ankle-biter, ScrotumKing, in his place about how he has a hard on for you.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=821031&postcount=63
 
Don't be too hard on Sarek, he's too busy between this dual and the AKaras one. And All the dicks he has to suck just to make ends meet, he's one busy motherfucker.
 
Sarek said:
You kids are just no match for the members of Troll Kingdom.
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See... we were totally underwhelmed by the supposed invasion of TK. So perhaps you're right, we can't match your insipid dreariness.
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Your best trolls here are those you drive away.

"Kids"? You try tired old cliches and think you're "sophisticated? This makes you the uber-troll of doom? Uber-dick of poop, maybe. Nearly all of our trolls are in their 30s, 40s, and 50s. Using "kids" with us is as amusing as a Flat Earther nut-job. Makes us laugh at you, not with you.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Nearly all of our trolls are in their 30s, 40s, and 50s. Using "kids" with us is as amusing as a Flat Earther nut-job. Makes us laugh at you, not with you.
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"Kids" is a term I used to reflect the age range that could be perceived by the posting styles displayed by the Turdwars kiddies and not a reflection of actual chronological age.

Your failure to figure that out only supports my hypothesis.
 
Gurk_MacGuintey said:
So if we're "kids" based on style, that must make you "infantile".
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Not at all. It's much like cooing to a child. I try to make sounds and post comments that are easy for you kids to understand and give you a sense of reassurance. I guess in a way it could be considered talking down to you, but sometimes it's the most effective way to deal with problem children.
 
Sarek said:
Not at all. It's much like cooing to a child. I try to make sounds and post comments that are easy for you kids to understand and give you a sense of reassurance. I guess in a way it could be considered talking down to you, but sometimes it's the most effective way to deal with problem children.
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Problem Child is a cool AC/DC song!

But what you do isn't "like cooing to a child". It's more akin to the gurgling mumbles of a senile old grandfather or a feeble and twisted old woman.
 
Ah, I see the problem now.

You're angry because I didn't include you in the poll. My apologies, I had intended to. But I couldn't remember who you were. Must have been the senility setting in.
 
Sarek said:
Ah, I see the problem now.

You're angry because I didn't include you in the poll. My apologies, I had intended to. But I couldn't remember who you were. Must have been the senility setting in.
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Not a problem, old man. My compatriots are thoroughly deserving of all the honor, and have certainly worked harder than me to garner the recognition that your poll conveys.

I thank you in their name, Sarek, and will let them know how you inadvertantly "pwn3d" yourself by offering this award exclusively to TV members.

;)
 
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