CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I will pass this off as a joke if the reaction ends up being too negative, as always.
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Wacky erection log
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
There was a development while researching Scarlett Johansson's birthday thread. 
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I've always thought of her and her huge mounds as the best of the Mine Field harem.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
This warrants an alcohol fueled party!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'LL BRING THE CUPS
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I left that possible joke open intentionally.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Could easily continue this.
The Watcher
cereal addict
so....how's yer weiner? 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It's being used soley for urination.
FBI parte due
Folces Weard
The genitals also make great hand warmers, as long as nobody's looking.
FBI parte due
Folces Weard
'Round these parts (as it were), people don't look too kindly on you when you pull your hands out of your boxers and try to shake hands with them.
Muslim Bacon
New member
Those Penthouse letter always get my bf hard as a brick bat. Here is one he wrote. Maybe it will help your condition.
Dear Penthouse:
I never thought this could happen to me.
First of all, I’m a plumber, and with an occupation such as this, you always meet the most interesting people…and the most sexy (as far as I can tell in my limited experience)!
At one morning appointment, I was greeted at the door by a woman! Her enormous bosom, her amber hair, and her petite but pert breasts and her other-genderousness were driving me figuratively mad!
When I got home, my wife could “see” the lust in my eyes. Immediately, right there in the kitchen, we ate dinner with our kids, watched some TV, and went to the bedroom (thus exiting the kitchen, if you know what I mean!).
We put away our clothes and before you know it, I was literally kissing my wife. Things were getting warmed up. She didn’t need to say anything, but her not pulling away and her still being married to me after seven years was her way of saying, “Sure, I guess!”
“I was wondering if you would try doing fellatio,” I asked.
“No,” she purred.
Soon, we were making love in the missionary position! I couldn’t believe it! It was something we never dared propose to each other. Before this, we’d always relied on a position which involved us being in two separate rooms.
She said she didn’t enjoy it…much!
But that wasn’t all: we also hugged and stroked each other’s hair and eventually fell asleep like animals!
Dear Penthouse:
I never thought this could happen to me.
First of all, I’m a plumber, and with an occupation such as this, you always meet the most interesting people…and the most sexy (as far as I can tell in my limited experience)!
At one morning appointment, I was greeted at the door by a woman! Her enormous bosom, her amber hair, and her petite but pert breasts and her other-genderousness were driving me figuratively mad!
When I got home, my wife could “see” the lust in my eyes. Immediately, right there in the kitchen, we ate dinner with our kids, watched some TV, and went to the bedroom (thus exiting the kitchen, if you know what I mean!).
We put away our clothes and before you know it, I was literally kissing my wife. Things were getting warmed up. She didn’t need to say anything, but her not pulling away and her still being married to me after seven years was her way of saying, “Sure, I guess!”
“I was wondering if you would try doing fellatio,” I asked.
“No,” she purred.
Soon, we were making love in the missionary position! I couldn’t believe it! It was something we never dared propose to each other. Before this, we’d always relied on a position which involved us being in two separate rooms.
She said she didn’t enjoy it…much!
But that wasn’t all: we also hugged and stroked each other’s hair and eventually fell asleep like animals!
Muslim Bacon
New member
Why is "genitals" plural? It is not like people have more than one.
FBI parte due
Folces Weard
Why is "pants" plural?