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Wacky erection log

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I doubt women can actually understand how fickle the rock solid erection can be. I would say the intermittent is the absolute worst though. The very definition of cock tease. I usually don't have a problem but it's always somewhat of a lottery no matter what the situation. The real kicker is when "the stars align" so to speak and the focus of affection is by that time fast asleep. It's more disappointing than a rescheduling with your right hand. I have experience with both.
 
Oh and the dreaded "is it me?" statement. No, no...it's NEVER you, but by saying that...it is now!

In performance mode I do a fine job I should say, but yeah, I don't react well to stress.
 
I hate it when I remmber the inevitability of my own death when I'm having a wank. Really puts a dampener on it. Of course I sometimes try to work it in like I'll decide I'm going to wank myself to death. BUT WHAT IF IT REALLY WORKED?
 
You'd have to jerk yourself through a wall for that to potentially happen.
 
I am afraid I am my own worst enemy.

Sometimes to help me go to sleep I imagine sex with either my lovely wife, or someone I shouldn't really be thinking about having sex with.

Anyway, if this is moderately successful, I go to sleep with a contented little smile. Unfortunately, sometimes it works too well and I have a ROCK HARD BONER and a sleeping wife next to me.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD PLACE.
 
Could be worse (me)!
 
Mmmmm... Perhaps I should be more grateful!
 
Or you could be that guy with no knob (Lawrence Connor.)
 
On the tube ride home tonight (that's not a dirty reference) I'm pretty sure I inadvertently impregnated some people (this is a dirty reference), the carriage was so packed. There was one point where the only way to get past a guy was to repeating jiggle back and forth against his backside.

I haven't wanked over this because it wasn't faintly erotic, just annoying. But there must be some pervs who ride the tube during rush hour purely so they can "inadvertently" dry hump strangers.
 
Maybe the world would be a better place if we all did it.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
On the tube ride home tonight (that's not a dirty reference) I'm pretty sure I inadvertently impregnated some people (this is a dirty reference), the carriage was so packed. There was one point where the only way to get past a guy was to repeating jiggle back and forth against his backside.

I haven't wanked over this because it wasn't faintly erotic, just annoying. But there must be some pervs who ride the tube during rush hour purely so they can "inadvertently" dry hump strangers.
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Who said that, or did you make it up?
 
Why do my testicles get bigger sometimes?
 
I like the part about the carriage being packed.
 
Do you ever wake up wanking and not remember how you got there?
 
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