Shatna
SOINT PLUT!
Mentalist's basement. Mentalist looking at blaster.
Mentalist: So, here it is. The latest in state-of-the-art combat technology. I gotta say, it doesn't look that complicated.
Wacky: Who plays my mommy who dies? Jethro? LOL
Mentalist: We’ll know as soon as I get my master's degree in advanced starship technology. (Slams down blaster.)
Caitriona: Well, why don't we experiment? Press some buttons, see what
happens.
Number_6: I'd like to veto that.
Mentalist: Second. It's called a blaster, Cait, a word that tends to
discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgazmater, I'd
be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Wacky: Just tell me. Will there EVER be a better movie series than Star Wars??
Mentalist: I'm working on it, I'm working on it. (Continues to work on it) I blow a whole in my mom's exterior patch then the neighbours will not be pleased.
Wacky sits down with face in his hand.
Number_6: Are you alright? (Goes to sit next to her) You've been trolling round the clock for three days straight now. I thought you could use some...
Wacky: What? Some rest? There's a demonoid thread-locking machine out there running loose on TrekBBS. LOL!
Number_6: I was going to say perhaps you could use some backup, but um....now you mention it, building up your strength may not be a bad idea.
Wacky: Just get Jethro back onto TK. That's all the strength I need.
Caitriona: Are you sure?
Wacky: Why? Because perverse preachers aren't in the Spammer handbook? Well, you haven't seen this Mallory thing. He's the Terminator without the bashful
charm. He's deadly, and the last time we met, he locked my thread. LOL.
Caitriona: Oh no, blast away, by all means. I only meant....no word about Big Dick McGee?
Comes and sits with Wacky.
Wacky: They keep telling me that he's fine. That's all they'll say. Also, he likes SEX WITH LAKER_GIRL BUT WON’T HAVE IT WITH HER BECAUSE OF HIS ASIAN WIFE. LOL.
Caitriona: Maybe they're telling the truth.
Wacky: Maybe. I don't even know what the TK's version of "fine" is. I mean, they could be forcing him back onto medication or torturing him for all I know. Bloody hell, what did I just say?
Number_6: From what we've seen, I doubt they'll be trying to hurt him.
Wacky: The only thing I know for certain is that my boyfriend Jethro is
locked away and I'm not helping.
Lots of sparks come out of blaster. Mentalist recoils.
Caitriona: Maybe Number_6 has a point. I mean, Big Dick McGee is TK’s top gun
guy. Doesn't make sense that they'd hurt him.
Wacky: All I know is that Emma Watson makes me hard.
Caitriona: So?
Wacky: So what happens when she gets old enough to have sex with BDM?
Mentalist: So, here it is. The latest in state-of-the-art combat technology. I gotta say, it doesn't look that complicated.
Wacky: Who plays my mommy who dies? Jethro? LOL
Mentalist: We’ll know as soon as I get my master's degree in advanced starship technology. (Slams down blaster.)
Caitriona: Well, why don't we experiment? Press some buttons, see what
happens.
Number_6: I'd like to veto that.
Mentalist: Second. It's called a blaster, Cait, a word that tends to
discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgazmater, I'd
be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Wacky: Just tell me. Will there EVER be a better movie series than Star Wars??
Mentalist: I'm working on it, I'm working on it. (Continues to work on it) I blow a whole in my mom's exterior patch then the neighbours will not be pleased.
Wacky sits down with face in his hand.
Number_6: Are you alright? (Goes to sit next to her) You've been trolling round the clock for three days straight now. I thought you could use some...
Wacky: What? Some rest? There's a demonoid thread-locking machine out there running loose on TrekBBS. LOL!
Number_6: I was going to say perhaps you could use some backup, but um....now you mention it, building up your strength may not be a bad idea.
Wacky: Just get Jethro back onto TK. That's all the strength I need.
Caitriona: Are you sure?
Wacky: Why? Because perverse preachers aren't in the Spammer handbook? Well, you haven't seen this Mallory thing. He's the Terminator without the bashful
charm. He's deadly, and the last time we met, he locked my thread. LOL.
Caitriona: Oh no, blast away, by all means. I only meant....no word about Big Dick McGee?
Comes and sits with Wacky.
Wacky: They keep telling me that he's fine. That's all they'll say. Also, he likes SEX WITH LAKER_GIRL BUT WON’T HAVE IT WITH HER BECAUSE OF HIS ASIAN WIFE. LOL.
Caitriona: Maybe they're telling the truth.
Wacky: Maybe. I don't even know what the TK's version of "fine" is. I mean, they could be forcing him back onto medication or torturing him for all I know. Bloody hell, what did I just say?
Number_6: From what we've seen, I doubt they'll be trying to hurt him.
Wacky: The only thing I know for certain is that my boyfriend Jethro is
locked away and I'm not helping.
Lots of sparks come out of blaster. Mentalist recoils.
Caitriona: Maybe Number_6 has a point. I mean, Big Dick McGee is TK’s top gun
guy. Doesn't make sense that they'd hurt him.
Wacky: All I know is that Emma Watson makes me hard.
Caitriona: So?
Wacky: So what happens when she gets old enough to have sex with BDM?
