Wacky To Reveal Mystery Over His Personal Circumstances?

[Gagh]

Shocks to include:

He is a black club singer
He has over 150 illegitimate children across Scotland
He isn't actually real

 

[CaptainWacky]

Third one.

 

[curiousa2z]

KNEW IT.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

HA I TOLEZ YOU HE ESS NOT A REAL CAPTAIN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not a real man either.

 

[Henoch]

i always suspected Wacky was black.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not.

 

[Harkley]

I HEARD THAT WACKY IS YELLOW!

LIEK HOMER

 

[Henoch]

Gagh said you r black. R U calling gagh a LIAR!??

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he was thinking of SAURON.

 

[Gagh]

THE EYE IS A LIE

 

[CaptainWacky]

none of us are real

 

[Gagh]

RARRRRRRRRRRR

NUTKINS SMASH
PUNY HUMANS​

 

[CaptainWacky]

he's just a collection of memes.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

There was an episode of the Really Wild Show when I was little where they did a special effect showing Terry Nutkins being run over by a steamroller and flattened. It gave me nightmares.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm quite real!

 

[CaptainWacky]

you think so. what about when you die?!

 

[Dr Dave]

Then your dead.

I don't feel dead.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So are you dead when you're asleep?

 

[Dr Dave]

No, your asleep.

ITS SIMPLE SCIENCE!