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Wacky wants to take my ballbags for a moonlit stroll

As long as FBI is a real girl I'm fine...
 
I'm a girl, but my arms are made of wood and there's an empty space where my brain is supposed to be.
 
So way out ahead of most.
 
Weevil was messenger :bigass:
 
The Walrus was Paul!
 
My arms sometimes feel like wood, and my hands feel like rubber.

It's not a nice sensation.
 
That's just from all the KRAMPACK!
 
I don't know what it's like to not have unpleasant sensations in your body at all times.
 
Weevil was Messy.
 
He pooped on the porch.
 
The past is just a story we tell ourselves.
 
If there's nothing wrong with me, then there must be something wrong with the universe.
 
THAT'S NIKKI'S BED.

(I wish Menty would post.)
 
Nikki's Wikipedia article makes me want to kill myself and also kill everybody else.
 
Because of the injustice that was Princess Nikki failing to be renwered for a second series?
 
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