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Using People - June finds out that Chloe attends Alcoholics Anonymous to tell her outrageous drinking stories. And to take free booze from them. James is up for a part in a Martin Scorsese movie but thinks he doesn't have enough dark life experience so he steals stories from AA (with Luther there too! Everything's better with Luther.) Chloe runs out of drinking stories and has to make up new ones.
Mark finally tells June he likes her but June says she just wants to be friends. Chloe points out that June always has Mark doing things for her and maybe it's because she actually does like him too. June sabotages Mark's date with Pepper's friend and realises she does like him. Mark and June have sex but the sex isn't good. They try again (one time wearing wigs!) but it's all bad sex. They eventually decide it doesn't work and stay as friends.
It's not one of the funniest episodes but it has plot developments!
Ocupado - Benjamin is back and Chloe bumps him up to number one in her guy rotation (she's dating five other guys.) But he's dating five other girls as well! He's shooting a sunglasses commercial set in a bathroom with James! Ben and Chloe have sex in bathrooms all over the city. But then Chloe finds out she's not the number one girl in Ben's Cycle (that's what Australians call a rotation!) Instead of telling Ben how he feels Chloe gets him deported back to Australia. June tells a story about a boy who cheated on her when they were in high scool and Chloe flies them out to see him because she's reflecting her feelings for Ben onto this story. Chloe ends up realising she's not over Benjamin and calls him on the plane. Krysten Ritter does some great acting (she always does) and he can't come back to America for a year anyway so Chloe ends up happy that she isn't tied down. June sings a nineties pop song and is adorable.
James is angry at how good Benjamin's first day production speech is as she can't follow it. He tries to become more popular with the crew but theyr'e more impressed with Ben because he injured himself during sex.
This episode is good. The genius of Chloe's character is that she works as a wacky, over the top, cartoon creation but also as a real person with real emotions who we care about!
"June I made out with two girls while you were telling that stupid story."
Original Bitch - Here we go then, the last ever episode (until the reunion special on Netflix!) We start Chloe in a dream sequence with Charo, who is a real person apparently! In the real wordl, Chloe interrupts one of June's voiceovers in a restaurant where James is dining with his parents. They have something important to tell him but they're interrupted by Eli (outside his apartment for the series final!) who tells them someone broke into their apartment. The tranq gun returns! He's just a private investigator who has found Trish, the original bitch in Apartment 23 who taught Chloe everything she knows. We find out Chloe's dream is to be the "foot ho" in a show called The Crank. Trish ruined it for her and stole her place as the foot ho. Chloe's wanted to destroy her every since. Chleo's plan is to blow her ears out with her ipod. James finds out that his dad isn't his real father because his mum slept with a lot of guys in the seventies. He instantly starts calling his dad "Gary."
That's the kind of story set up you only get on Don't Trust The B____ In Apartment 23!
Chloe finds out Trish is dead. She ends up in her Charo dream sequence and gets to go back in time to be on The Crank and we see Krysten Ritter's stomach. June, James, Eli and Luther are in the dream and June is being annoying. James is looking for his real father even though it's Chloe's dream because why not! Chloe has to play a "how well do you know your roommate?" game with June. Chloe realises she knows June better than June knows her because she hasn't trusted anyone since Trish. She lets James find his father instead of blowing out Trish's eardrums. She realises she doesn't need revenge on Trish because she has June as a friend now and it's really nice and I love their friendship? She blows dream Luther's eardrums out.
Dream James finds out his real father is Richard Dean Anderson and he's James Van Der Dean Anderson. The real James goes to see the real Richard Dean Anderson and points out they have the same forehead.
Mark only makes one short appearance (there's even a joke about him not being in Chloe's dream) and it's kind of a shame but there wasn't really room in the episode.
Chloe struggling to open an envelope is pretty hilarious!
"How did she look when she came in?"
"The cancer made her thin."
"DAMN IT."
It's a great final episode! It probably wasn't meant to be a series finale but it really works as one as Chloe and June's friendship goes to another level. Their relationship has always been the best thing about the show and I'M NOT ASHAMED to say I actually found it a bit emotional. So yeah, that's the show over. It's a good show. Some episodes aren't as good as others, some things don't work, but I liked it. It's much better than all those other sitcoms I don't watch. Krysten Ritter is an amazing actress and also think Dreama Walker is pretty great too! James Van Der Beek is a force of nature. I will miss it (I know it finished three years ago.)
Mark finally tells June he likes her but June says she just wants to be friends. Chloe points out that June always has Mark doing things for her and maybe it's because she actually does like him too. June sabotages Mark's date with Pepper's friend and realises she does like him. Mark and June have sex but the sex isn't good. They try again (one time wearing wigs!) but it's all bad sex. They eventually decide it doesn't work and stay as friends.
It's not one of the funniest episodes but it has plot developments!
Ocupado - Benjamin is back and Chloe bumps him up to number one in her guy rotation (she's dating five other guys.) But he's dating five other girls as well! He's shooting a sunglasses commercial set in a bathroom with James! Ben and Chloe have sex in bathrooms all over the city. But then Chloe finds out she's not the number one girl in Ben's Cycle (that's what Australians call a rotation!) Instead of telling Ben how he feels Chloe gets him deported back to Australia. June tells a story about a boy who cheated on her when they were in high scool and Chloe flies them out to see him because she's reflecting her feelings for Ben onto this story. Chloe ends up realising she's not over Benjamin and calls him on the plane. Krysten Ritter does some great acting (she always does) and he can't come back to America for a year anyway so Chloe ends up happy that she isn't tied down. June sings a nineties pop song and is adorable.
James is angry at how good Benjamin's first day production speech is as she can't follow it. He tries to become more popular with the crew but theyr'e more impressed with Ben because he injured himself during sex.
This episode is good. The genius of Chloe's character is that she works as a wacky, over the top, cartoon creation but also as a real person with real emotions who we care about!
"June I made out with two girls while you were telling that stupid story."
Original Bitch - Here we go then, the last ever episode (until the reunion special on Netflix!) We start Chloe in a dream sequence with Charo, who is a real person apparently! In the real wordl, Chloe interrupts one of June's voiceovers in a restaurant where James is dining with his parents. They have something important to tell him but they're interrupted by Eli (outside his apartment for the series final!) who tells them someone broke into their apartment. The tranq gun returns! He's just a private investigator who has found Trish, the original bitch in Apartment 23 who taught Chloe everything she knows. We find out Chloe's dream is to be the "foot ho" in a show called The Crank. Trish ruined it for her and stole her place as the foot ho. Chloe's wanted to destroy her every since. Chleo's plan is to blow her ears out with her ipod. James finds out that his dad isn't his real father because his mum slept with a lot of guys in the seventies. He instantly starts calling his dad "Gary."
That's the kind of story set up you only get on Don't Trust The B____ In Apartment 23!
Chloe finds out Trish is dead. She ends up in her Charo dream sequence and gets to go back in time to be on The Crank and we see Krysten Ritter's stomach. June, James, Eli and Luther are in the dream and June is being annoying. James is looking for his real father even though it's Chloe's dream because why not! Chloe has to play a "how well do you know your roommate?" game with June. Chloe realises she knows June better than June knows her because she hasn't trusted anyone since Trish. She lets James find his father instead of blowing out Trish's eardrums. She realises she doesn't need revenge on Trish because she has June as a friend now and it's really nice and I love their friendship? She blows dream Luther's eardrums out.
Dream James finds out his real father is Richard Dean Anderson and he's James Van Der Dean Anderson. The real James goes to see the real Richard Dean Anderson and points out they have the same forehead.
Mark only makes one short appearance (there's even a joke about him not being in Chloe's dream) and it's kind of a shame but there wasn't really room in the episode.
Chloe struggling to open an envelope is pretty hilarious!
"How did she look when she came in?"
"The cancer made her thin."
"DAMN IT."
It's a great final episode! It probably wasn't meant to be a series finale but it really works as one as Chloe and June's friendship goes to another level. Their relationship has always been the best thing about the show and I'M NOT ASHAMED to say I actually found it a bit emotional. So yeah, that's the show over. It's a good show. Some episodes aren't as good as others, some things don't work, but I liked it. It's much better than all those other sitcoms I don't watch. Krysten Ritter is an amazing actress and also think Dreama Walker is pretty great too! James Van Der Beek is a force of nature. I will miss it (I know it finished three years ago.)
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